A One Simian Team?

March 3, 2013

Are Spurs really a one simian team? Looking at this new AVB inspired team one has to say, No.

It is true and completely normal that the Spurs team is full of miscreants, numbskulls and vermin, but some of them can actually play football, and this is becoming a problem.  There is a core developing in the murky swamplands of N17 who not only have youth and talent  but also a team ethic which is new to the Lilly-Livers.

In my opinion, the signing of AVB has transformed a comedy club into asomething slightly less funny. Of course, they will never attain the class and substance of the big club down the road, but they are improving and have a slim chance of finishing above The Arsenal for the first time since simian’s learned to stand upright.

By the way, if there are any Spurs fans still reading (which in itself is an enormous assumption – the ability to read that is), please don’t bother commenting upon the post – you will only confirm what we already know …..

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Looking for housing in the Manchester area…..

I could bore you with the qualities of the various Spurs players, but you will already have your opinions and probably more knowledge than this writer. Suffice it to say that although Spurs have a decent team, ours is better, and if Arsenal play to the best of their abilities and we don’t get chopped by today’s referee, Arsenal will win. We have better players, a better manager, and a better team.

The referee: Mark Clattenberg. His record this season is Pl 15. Y43 R6.. A sending off less than every third game. Worrying. Let’s hope the game is about the players and not the referee. What Clattenburg (who was the referee in the Chelsea racism row) is good at is punishing dives, which given the propensity of Spurs players to hit the deck when tripped by imaginary feet is of benefit to AFC.

Arsenal: Do we risk a 4-3-3 with Walcott, Giroud and Podolski or play Ramsey to bolster the midfield?  BFG/TV or Kos/TV or BFG/Kos?  The Corporal or Coquelin or 3 CB’s?  Ramsey or Rosicky? Lots of possibilities ,aren’t there?

There are fears about Jenkinson against Bale. In my opinion we have no alternative but to trust Jenks will cope, after all he is a full England International and Bale is Welsh! (sorry SH).

I believe we play better when on the front foot and having an outball to Giroud, as such my preference would be to play 4-3-3 but Mr Wenger disagrees, so this is whom I expect to play:

spuds v arse

My dislike of this line-up is that it forces Santi to play on the left of midfield rather than the middle where he is so influential.

What we lack is a man-marker. We used to have a player who could track a dangerman – but AW doesn’t think in that way; his focus is entirely upon how Arsenal play and not the  opposition. It is said that we have made no plans to cope with Monkeyboy and I believe it. Nor can we cope with set-plays where Caulker is dangerous. Hopefully, we will score more than them because I cannot see us leaving  SHL with a defensive clean sheet.

Today’s explorer:  Hennry “Boy” Kelsey (1667 – 1724). Boy Kelsey (fine name for a man) was the first European to explore the Great Plains of America. A member of the Hudson Company, he walked through Saskatchewan and the flatlands of Canada, reaching as far as the Missouri river in order to establish trade routes with the local Indian tribes (the Blackfeet & Algonquin).

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Better looking than our Kelsey & he has a Beard

Boy Kelsey was born in Greenwich, very close to Woolwich which makes him a Gooner. On his 6th journey across the Atlantic Kelsey established trade routes with the Inuit. He died peacefully back in London at the age of 57. In  Canada there was a Kelsey postage stamp.

Would a draw be a good result today? Probably. It will be a tense afternoon for both sets of supporters.

P:S: We read earlier in the week about the illness of DanDan’s Spurs supporting brother and his fervent wish to see Spurs finish above Arsenal this season. I know all who read DD’s message will be thinking of him in the unlikely event of a Spurs win, because whomever we support we are a football fraternity who experience the same highs and lows following our teams.

Should the Miscreants cheat a win, my anguish will be compensated by thinking of  DanDan’s brother’s smiling face.

COYRRG

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Dear Mr. Wenger,

March 2, 2013

Dear Mr. Wenger,

Since our last trophy win in 2004/5 you have had to endure a great deal of criticism from both the media and, sadly, many of our supporters. I say sadly because although everybody has the right to their own opinion my belief is that it’s not always an original thought that has created the supporter dissatisfaction but more one that is fuelled by the incessant and ongoing media obsession with demeaning The Arsenal.

Over my 66 years of support I’ve witnessed every manager and team since Tom Whittaker’s team of 1947-1956 and I was very fortunate to be around to watch his team win the League trophy in1947/48 which was my first season of supporting Arsenal. He followed that up by winning the FA Cup in 1949/50 and then another League trophy in 1952/53. It felt good to be an Arsenal supporter, in those days, after all winning 3 major trophies in 6 seasons was something to be proud of and gave us those all important bragging rights.

How could we possibly have known that it would take 16 seasons and 4 different managers before we would recapture that feeling? It was a very, very difficult time to be a supporter, but like true fans do – we just toughed it out and remained solid supporters of The Arsenal.

It was not until Bertie Mee arrived on the scene that we won our next trophy, the European fairs Cup in 1969/70. Then in 1970/71 we had, up until that time, the greatest season in our entire history by winning both the League title and the FA Cup for our first double, the joy of being an Arsenal supporter was almost overwhelming, and the memory of it all is imprinted in my sub conscious.

How could we possibly have known that in the next 16 seasons we would win only one further trophy, the FA Cup in 1978/79 under the management of Terry Neil?

Again it was a very rough time for us supporters but by this time our skin had been thickened by the many barren years that we had already endured.

George Graham arrived as manager in 1986/87 and he won the League Cup in his first season. George went on to win us 2 League Titles, the FA Cup, another League Cup and a Cup Winners Cup trophy. Once again our spirits were raised and Arsenal were the talk of the town – after all 6 trophies in 8 seasons was something to be proud of – even though we had the sound of “One Nil to The Arsenal” ringing in our ears. In 1994/95 it all came crashing down, we finished a lowly 12th in the league, which was our worst finish in 19 seasons. To make it even worse George was caught with his fingers in the biscuit barrel and his time at The Arsenal was over. During the 1995/6 season and the first 8 games of 1996/7 Stuart Houston and Bruce Rioch stood in as caretaker managers.

Frankly, Mr Wenger we were all surprised when you were named as our new Manager because many of us had never heard of you – but it didn’t take very long for you to stamp your impressive mark on our team. Incredibly, in your first full season as manager you achieved what had only been accomplished once in our history, you won the League and FA Cup double, the streets of Highbury, and Arsenal fans worldwide were overjoyed.

Since then you have won another double, a further EPL title plus 2 more FA Cups.

Oops I almost neglected to mention the pinnacle of your current successes at Arsenal, how could one possibly forget 2003/4 the year of the unbeatable “Invincilbles”?

Of course there are also our 16 consecutive seasons of Champions League football where we have been privileged to be able to watch Arsenal compete against the best teams in European football.

You envisaged and created a new training ground and training techniques, moved us from Highbury to Ashburton Grove and you have treated us to the joys of “Wengerball” played by some of the most accomplished super stars who have ever pulled on the famous red and white shirt.

Mr. Wenger I could go on and on and on about the accomplishments during your tenure at The Arsenal but suffice to say you will stand proud and tall alongside Herbert Chapman as Arsenal managers whose achievements are both legendary and historic in their very nature.

Herbert Chapman Bust

Arsene Wenger Bust

Mr. Wenger in closing I would like to express my personal regret at the attitudes of the few fans that are simply short sighted glory hunters and the sports reporter’s looking to impress their editors by increasing circulation. You see most of us are not blinded by looking at only your early achievements – we are able to look at your entire career at Arsenal and those of the managers that came before you in an overall perspective and we consider ourselves privileged to have you as our manager.

I sincerely hope that you remain as our manager for many years to come and that when you do decide to retire you grace us with your presence as a Director.

Respectfully,

GunnerN5

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Would Any Of ‘Them’ Get In The Arsenal Team?

March 1, 2013

No, seriously, don’t laugh.

The spavined moldwarps from the desolate wastes of N17 are having a fairly decent season. At any rate, they have managed to convince much of the media that they are God’s gift to football.

So it’s not such a ridiculous notion to think that one (or even more) of them might have a chance of sneaking into our team.

With that in mind, let’s run the rule over the idle-headed bum-bailies who comprise the current Spudder first team and see what they’re made of (bearing in mind that this list takes no account of current injuries).

Hugo Lloris (GK)

Along with Garth Bale, Lloris is part of the Welsh contingent at White Feather Lane (he comes from Llandudno, or Llanfairthingamybob or somewhere). He looks a bit simple in the head and has bandy legs. Apparently 63% of the goals he has conceded throughout his career have been through his legs.

Hugo ‘pig in a passage’ Lloris or Wojciech Szczesny? Szczesny.

Kyle Walker (RB)

Walker is the son of Des “you’ll never beat Des Walker” Walker but has not really inherited his father’s abilities. He still sleeps with a teddy bear.

Kyle ‘Cuddles’ Walker or Bacary Sagna? Sagna.

Younes Kabul (CB)

The only Afghani playing in the Premiership, Younes is popular with team mates on account of his spoon-playing. Strong, good in the air and fierce in the tackle are all qualities he would like to have. But doesn’t.

Younes ‘Khyber’ Kabul or Per Mertesacker? Mertesacker.

Jan Vertigo (CB)

Fear of heights stops him from being any good in the air. He’s Belgian so statistically either likes beer, chocolate or young children. Let’s assume it’s the first two.

Jan ‘Truffles’ Vertigo or Thomas Vermaelen? Vermaelen.

Benoit Assou-Ekotto (LB)

Known as Benny to his team mates. He thinks it’s short for his first name but actually it relates to a slow-witted character from the one-time soap opera Crossroads. Benny has a good engine and can run up and down the line to good effect all day long. Just don’t give him the ball, because then it goes pear shaped.

Benoit ‘Benny’ Assou-Ekotto or Nacho Monreal? Monreal.

Sir Scottman Parker (MF)

Joined Totteringham from  Melchester Rovers, where he held the position of jockstrap minder for Roy of the Rovers.  Scottman’s hair was born in 1952 and he is known for the firmness of his handshake and the perfect creases in his shorts.

Scottman ‘Brylcream’ Parker or Mikel ‘Brylcream’ Arteta? Arteta.

Moussaka Dembele (MF)

Once played for a team called ‘Germinal Beerschot’ which tells you all you need to know. After being fired by Fulham he was picked up by Totts scouts while wandering aimlessly around North London, trying to find the way to Arsenal.

Moussaka ‘the Germ’ Dembele or Jack Wilshere? Wilshere.

Aaron Lennon (MF)

Aaroon is a nippy winger who has been touted as the player Theo Walcott might be if Theo was rubbish. When he grows up he hopes to be a pantomime dwarf.

Aaroon ‘lofty’ Lennon or Theo Walcott? Walcott.

Garth Bale (MF)

Garth has been a sensation for Tottleham this season, leading some commentators to describe them as a “one simian team.” His greatest asset is his ability to always stay on his feet whatever the circumstances (except when there’s a slight breeze; a passing butterfly; a petal falling from a flower etc etc).

Garth ‘Timberrrrr!’ Bale or Lucas Podolski? Podolski.

Emmanuel Adebayor (CF)

Well known to Arsenal fans, Emmanuel has his own line of merchandising including the ever-popular “cow’s-arse-with-a-banjo” game and his patented line of concrete football boots “No Boot Let’s the Ball Bounce Off Further!”

Emmanuel ‘and don’t come back’ Adebayor or Olivier Giroud? Giroud.

Daniel Dafoe (CF)

Since abandoning his writing career, Daniel has mostly been moaning about lack of opportunities in the Totts’ first team. Can be a real threat from corners, when he uses his height to get between the legs of tall defenders like Mertesacker.

Daniel “Daffy” Dafoe or Santi Cazorla? Cazorla.

So there you have it… it’s plain to see that despite the press bandwagon for this year’s Totteringham Hot Chokers, not a single sorry one of them is good enough to grace the mighty Arsenal.

Well, at least that’s my opinion.

What do you think?

RockyLives

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Derby Day Support Network

February 28, 2013

As a relatively young fan in 1989, I don’t think I ever fully understood the feelings of Nick Hornby as written in Fever Pitch….I have never really been let down by Arsenal, I’d never been given that false hope, I definitely had never felt like he did during that 90 minutes of football, well that is until the elation that followed Thomas charging through the midfield I have always known what that moment felt like. (I also remember how that half term seemed to take an eternity as I couldn’t wait to go back to school and rub my Spurs supporting mates noses in it)

In my first few years supporting Arsenal it was not really with any hope or expectation, there were no real glory years to speak of in recent memory. We had won the League Cup in 1987 breaking the Rush hoodoo (“they always win when he scored you know”), and been at Wembley the following season to watch the horror of losing to Luton….thanks Gus and Nigel. Then that memorable night at Anfield.

Then came another League win, and the Cup double plus the Cup Winners Cup, what was Hornby on about? In 10 years of avidly following Arsenal I had seen 1 European Trophy, 2 League Cups, 1 FA Cup and 2 League titles. What was hard about that. And then after Graham relieved himself of his duties by relieving Rune Hauge of £400k, and the Rioch interlude, along came Arsene and his band of entertainers and in the next 10 years I got to see another 3 League Titles and 4 FA Cup wins. Before I turned 30 I had seen Arsenal win 13 trophies (the pedants among you will realise the trophy count was actually 14 but 1979 somewhat passed me by as a 3 year old and you will recall I had a brief dalliance with West Ham from ages 4-9 due to my Grandad buying me the 1980 kit for my 4th birthday).

The following 7 years have not been so kind (and not just to my waistline) and finally I get how Nick Hornby felt on that Friday night in May 1989. Pacing up and down the living room convinced that we aren’t going to get a winner or that we will concede an equaliser. Big games greeted with a feeling of inevitability about the performance/result. Away at West Brom last season the team put us through the mill, and they have done on various occasions this season too, and now Sunday beckons…….I am going to be a wreck come 4pm, and i’m not sure how I am going to survive the match that follows.

I need your help AA’ers: How are you going to get through what could be the most stressful 90 minutes of our season so far?

Gooner in Exile

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Shut Up Whining And Get Supporting

February 27, 2013

It’s been a tough season so far, enough to test the patience of a Southampton fan (think about it).

We probably all have our own personal lowlights of a campaign that has had more ups and downs than a Super Mario Brothers game (just when we’re about to reach 100 coins, we always manage to fall in a pit or get zapped by Bowser).

But there have been highlights too (5-2 anyone?), even though some supporters seem to remember only the bad stuff.

And now we are entering the most crucial part of the campaign, at least as far as on-field matters go.

There are 11 games left, from which we must accumulate enough points to finish in the top four of the Premier League.

We have expertly ensured that there will be no fixture congestion by removing ourselves from all the cup competitions (you will deduce from this that I am not expecting any miracles in Munich).

So it’s all about Premiership points from here on in – and every Gunner should get behind the team to help them over the line.

Don’t fall for the media campaign against our club: there is no crisis except one of confidence among some of the fans, which, on occasion, affects the players. If you doubt me, think about these FACTS:

  • We are fifth in the league, just two points behind the Chavs and four behind the Spuds with everything to play for.
  • We are the EPL’s form team, with four wins and a draw out of our last five league games. Only ManUre can equal that.
  • We have scored more goals than every other team apart from ManUre and the Chavs.
  • We have conceded fewer than everyone except Man City (although – with 30 against- we’re level with the Chavs and Spuds).
  • Our goal difference is considerably better than the Spuds’ (+22 compared with their +15).

If this is a crisis it’s one that most teams would like to have.

And before the pessimisti among you start shouting at me, that does not mean I think things could not be better and that I’m happy to settle for fourth place every year – no more than Arsene Wenger is.

But given that things didn’t gel as well as we would have hoped this season, we have to deal with the here and now.

Which is why it astonishes me when I take a rare excursion through some of the highways and byways of the Arsenal blog world and see people who call themselves supporters demanding that season ticket holders boycott home games; or giving up hours of their time to compiling lists of all the “donkeys” Mr Wenger has signed in recent years; or taking greater delight in our setbacks than our successes.

I’m not saying there aren’t legitimate questions to be asked, but not here, not now.

Now is the time for one thing only: unquestioning support until the end of the season.

If you think we need to change our manager, or that some of our players are not good enough, or that our ownership situation leaves something to be desired then voice those opinions once the campaign is done.

Because nothing of structural significance is going to change between now and the end of May: Stan Kroenke will not sell his stake; Arsene Wenger will not quit or be fired; no new players will come in.

We have who we have and we need to get on with it and support those players and coaches. Apparently Gervinho’s name was booed by some people at the ground when he was announced as one of the substitutes on Saturday. Way to go! That’s really going to help his confidence, not to mention his willingness to fight for the club.

Whatever you think of Gerv, he will certainly have a part to play for us between now and the end of the season. Do you really want to see him mess up again just so you can say “I told you he was cr*p”? Or do you want him to score goals and provide assists, maybe the goals and assists that secure Champions League football next year? I know which I would prefer.

Likewise those who are already writing off Nacho Monreal (yes, seriously, some people are) need to take a look at his personal stats from the Villa game. I won’t go through them here, but they make very pleasant reading.

And if you are a season ticket holder who has stopped going either for financial reasons or because of disillusionment, please try to make sure someone else takes your place.

It’s time for a late season charge – and a charge only works when everyone is united.

Let’s do it!

RockyLives

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Thank Boo for the lack of World Class Signings

February 26, 2013

Yesterday saw the release of the clubs six monthly figures, I was asked to provide an analysis of them, but to be honest I think thats a pretty boring blog for the non accountants and would lead us into a circular debate that we have been down many times before. Instead I wanted to focus on a certain element of them, and look at them from a different angle.

The numbers I wanted to look at was transfer money in and transfer money out.

I am using purely the value and am not worried about whether it has been paid or not at the time of the financial reports:

6m to Nov 2012 12m to May 2012
Players Out £44.2m £71.4m
Players In £40.8m £78.2m

As you can see from the above we have spent as much as we have had coming in from transfers over the last couple of seasons. So whats the problem?

I think one of the problems is that Arsene has been forced to buy more players in than we have sold, again the question why? Well thats where you the boo boys and naysayers come in.

This was our squad at the end of the 2010-11 season.

Keepers Defenders Midfielders Attackers
Szczesny Sagna Song v. Persie
Fabianski Djourou Wilshere Chamakh
Almunia Koscielny Nasri Bendtner
Lehmann Clichy Fàbregas Vela
Mannone Squillaci Arshavin
Gibbs Walcott
Vermaelen Rosicky
Traoré Denílson
Eboué
Diaby
Ramsey
Frimpong

Whilst the 2010-11 season is seen as a failure by many it was the last time we came close to achieving something, 1 point behind ManUre in February, a bent ref away from knocking Barca out of the Champions League and well the Carling Cup we all know what happened there, and the season fell away, we were probably one centre back short of a trophy, we already had him in the squad he was unfortunately injured for most of the season.

Before the 2010-11 season we had a bit of a clear out, Gallas, Eduardo, Senderos, Silvestre, Campbell from the first team squad. And in came Squillaci, Koscielny and Chamakh. We were settled going in to the season, and we did ok, the football was a lot better than what we are seeing now, if you look at the squad above it is not hard to see why it was that way, apart from the new arrivals everyone had played for the club for over two years, knew Arsene’s style and methodology.

At the end of the season we lost Cesc, Nasri and Clichy, I do not want to go over old ground and lets just assume that they were unavoidable for now. That would have raised us £67m, not exactly small change. What could we have bought with that? Mata, and Hazard, no problem at all get them in. Look at the squad above take out Clichy, Cesc and Nasri add in Mata and Hazard, wouldn’t be so bad would it? Ok Maybe we could have done with another centre back as well, but we would have been almost a carbon copy.

But instead of that we had to lose all those players deemed by the fans not fit to wear the shirt, out went Eboue and Traore too. On top of that there were the players who had decided that being booed wasn’t exactly the nicest experience when they played football so they also looked for a move away, so out on loan went Denilson, and Bendtner, eventually joined by Arshavin out on loan to Zenit to get match fit for the World Cup and to escape the abuse ringing in his ears after we lost to ManUre at home. Squillacci sitting at home unplayable because who knows what the reaction would be if he was allowed to take to the turf at the Emirates again.

So as a result Wenger now had to replace 7/8 players in the squad with his £77m, at an average of £10m a player I am afraid it is not going to achieve the desired quality. If we had managed to show those players enough love to stay or that Wenger did not fear using them maybe we wouldn’t have had to look for Poundland value, we could have got in the big names, and added to what we had.

This problem has been compounded into the 2012-13 season, as we all know we sold Brave Sir Robin, and Alex Song, again a couple of players needed to replace with £38m, a holding midfielder, and a centre forward, could we have achieved it? Probably yes, but now we have more unplayables, Chamakh, Djourou, Gervinho. So again we have to sign more players around the £10-£15m mark rather than go out and spend on one or two players. We probably wouldn’t have needed to sell Song if we didn’t need to add a second striker.

This cycle will continue until we as fans start supporting every player at our club, we need a squad, we have to accept they are not as good as the first team, but we also need to realise that if we lose squad players we have to replace them, if they go out on loan or get sold cheap because we have ripped them of all confidence then it is our fault, and we are giving Arsene a headache that he doesn’t need.

There is a big risk we could go through the same again at the end of this season, there is growing criticism of Oxlade-Chamberlain, Sagna, Vermaelen and Merteacker, and even Szczesny and Arteta are having question marks placed over them, it has already reached fever pitch for Gervinho, Diaby, Arshavin and Ramsey, and we have already managed to force out Santos.

When will we realise that not every player in the squad needs to be World Class, what we actually need is a settled squad and a light smattering of game changers, and we the fans can help that happen, we just need to stop writing off the squad players and instead give them our support….otherwise we will have more long seasons ahead.

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We Can All Learn Something From the Capital One Cup Final

February 25, 2013

Yesterday was a real treat, a cup final at Wembley contested by two proper football clubs and two proper football teams. There’s little needed to say more about Swansea and their wonderful style of play, but Bradford, still stuck in the bottom tier of English professional football, have been a revelation this season. That’s brought pain to us, of course, when we failed to muster enough of what mattered to overcome their well-drilled, energetic game. But what they’ve shown is that there is no need to be condescending, they have disposed of us as well as Wigan, Villa and Watford, and a couple of others – they are no mugs. It hurt, but if we’re honest, Bradford deserved to beat us, even if it was a victory borne of an appalling penalty shoot-out performance.

Living in northwest London, Wembley isn’t far away from my house, and it warmed my heart to see the streets filling up, not with cocky Chavs, Spuds, Reds, Oilers, Scousers or Gooners, but with the fans of two teams that haven’t come to take cup final appearances for granted, fans who really know the value of cup competitions, rather than treat them as consolation for failing to win the title or sideshow baubles. These were fans from less fashionable parts of the country (sorry Sheep!), and fans who love their football. Good on them.

Beyond the satisfaction of seeing two good footballing sides and two good sets of fans go to Wembley, there is a lesson in watching the success of Bradford and Swansea. These two clubs have spent years at the bottom of the football heap, laid low by years of short-sighted and incompetent management by their boards. Bradford had gone nuts when they got into the Premier League, splurging tomorrow’s money on stupid contracts for the likes of Benito Carbone. That stupidity saw them go into administration and go tumbling down the footballing pyramid. The Premier League glory days were long gone, but under Phil Parkinson, with no money to spend, they have found sufficient shape and confidence on the pitch to suggest the club has happier days ahead.

And Swansea’s renaissance is just remarkable. Little more than ten years ago, when being managed by ex-Arsenal player John Hollins, they were midway through a descent to the bottom, the club was sold for £1, players were being sacked, fans were protesting and the Football League was talking about punishing them. In 2002, they only narrowly avoided relegation out of the Football League. And then in 2004, they made the first of a series of managerial appointments that sent them climbing up the divisions. First there was Kenny Jackett, then Roberto Martinez, Brendan Rodgers and Michael Laudrup (with a Paulo Sousa interlude). Without being able to know quite how they organise things, it is obvious that the board there have established a superb way of working: the club’s resources (not a sugar-daddy’s) are used incredibly well, they keep on recruiting high quality managers and undervalued players and they have enough confidence in the coaches and players to allow creativity to flourish. None of your Pulis, O’Neill or Allardyce rubbish for them, they’ve created an environment where skill and talent rule. And now they’ve won a major trophy, with European football attached, and look like they’ll see their side finish in the top half of the division. Anyone who loves football must love Swansea these days. Perhaps not if you’re from Cardiff (they must hate life right now), but everyone else.

I might be gutted that we won’t have a pot again this season, but seeing two clubs like Swansea and Bradford at Wembley just goes to show the value of a well-run club, that doesn’t think it’s all about throwing money about but instead achieves success through hard work, planning and skill. That, in my opinion, is something to respect and savour, and it’s something some in the Arsenal community would do well to bear in mind, there are lessons in there for all football clubs.

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Redemption Song. Villa pre-view.

February 23, 2013

So now what? Will we continue to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or will Lady Luck give us a lap-dance at the Emirates?

One thing for sure, today will not be a de rigeur victory over a slightly rejuvenated Aston Villa. It seems our team are incapable of simple. Even the 1-0 victories have drama attached.

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On the back of two defeats, the visit of Aston Villa could be seen as an easy opportunity to remedy some wrongs and allow the team to regain confidence. But AV are very capable of at least drawing today. The threat of Benteke is enough to have our CB’s quaking and both Agbonlahor and N’zogbia have caused us problems in the past. Fortunately Richard Dunne is injured which will stop him injuring one of ours.

Despite the Vonder of Vaar Villa have conceded 50 goals already this season – we will score today, and probably more than one. I think Theo could have one of his better afternoons though Villa will look to sit deep and hope to counter-attack. They have the pace and the power to do so. Ball retention and concentration will be vital

But let’s be quite clear, Arsenal may be in a different class to Bayern Munich but Aston Villa are in a different class to Arsenal; if the footballing gods are with us, we should win comfortably. But they are not …..

Will  Mr Wenger trust Gervinho this afternoon? If he does it will demote Podolski to the bench. Now I like Podolski, I like him much better than I like Gervinho. So my hope is that Gerv is used purely as an impact sub.

Can anyone explain why we persist with playing 4-4-2 at home? I just don’t understand it. Ramsey is a fine player but we desperately need thrust and the man doesn’t have it.

My Team:

arse v villa

Perhaps this would be a game to use Coquelin who has been “knocking on the door” and needs pitch time if he is not to agitate for a transfer in summer. Jack despite being magnificent  needs a rest, I would start Diaby and bring on JW after 70 mins.

Today’s explorer. I am still in shock the Sir Francis Drake got beaten by the Germans. Let us hope that Charles Mason (1728-1786) brings us 3 points today. Mason was born in the Cotswolds, trained as an astronomer, met Dixon and together they created the Mason-Dixon line in USA.

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There are no images of Charles Mason, so I found this Gooner instead

In 1761 he travelled to Sumatra to study the transit of Venus; upon his return to England he met Jeremiah Dixon. Together they surveyed the border between Maryland and Pennsylvania. This was important because it became the dividing line between the North-East and Southern states of America. Both men were expert astronomers and surveyors, both became members of the Royal Society. Mason died n Philadelphia at the age of 58.

COYRRG

Written by Big Raddy

Ed: I found this image of Charles Mason but can’t vouch for its accuracy – disappointing lack of facial hair …

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Arsenal – Darwin or Lenin?

February 22, 2013

This attempt at a post was borne out of my genuine desire to know how people feel about this. And by this I mean the following: Whether Evolution is better than Revolution. I ask this fully aware of the difficulties in even deciding what counts as revolution, while what counts as evolution can also be disputed (such as by the creationists of Chelsea)

What does this have to do with Arsenal? Well, I doubt that needs explaining. I don’t think any gooner in the world is unaware about the differences of opinion among the fans, with it being debated (to be charitable) the club is either in terminal decline, the only remedy to which is letting the blood run on the streets, or is just short of mutating into a Santa-esque (red and white and spreading good cheer) version of the Incredible Hulk, smashing everyone in its path to victory.

I’m going to make it easy for everyone and just say that I believe an evolutionary process is the way to go. I mean, apart from the fact that I’m always right, it is the way humans, and indeed all creatures, have survived up to this point. You can’t argue against nature can you? For the more pedantic among you (cough..RA..cough), you can, but you’ll lose.

Having said that, revolutions, at varying scales, seem to be all the craze in human history. You just know that the first caveman who proclaimed himself king, was sought to be toppled (or clobbered) by someone the next day. A mini revolution if you will. These happen every day in one form or another, but they are so miniscule, and so much a part of life, that these never count as revolution, rather as part of the evolutionary process.

So herein we reach the problem of how to differentiate between Messrs Evo and Revo Lution? What makes a true revolution? In my view, it is the evolution of certain revolutionary ideas that makes revolution worth its name. The abolition of slavery, the writings of Voltaire and Rousseau in the French revolution, growth of socialist and communist ideas in the Russian revolution etc. It is these ideas that have survived rather than the revolution itself. Most revolutions tend to become the very thing they are supposed to have rebelled against, unless the ideas that produced them are adhered to in practice, and then built on. (Napolean followed the French revolution, The peasants were in many cases worse off under Soviet rule than Tsarist rule) Evolution (as regards political processes) is far less spectacular, but the stability it offers, provides the basis of meaningful, and usually irreversible change/progress.

So let’s return to Arsenal. What would count as revolution, and what is just part of our evolution as a club? We’ve sacked managers before and this is hardly a path breaking concept. So it shouldn’t count as revolution, should it? Except, it does. No other manager in our history, and perhaps no other manager in the world, with the exception of Sir Rednose at Red Mancs, has had the level of impact at a club that Wenger has had on ours. In fact, it could be argued that Wenger’s impact on Arsenal was in itself a revolution. The dietary and training regimen imposed on players, the ability to find players no one had ever heard of and to get them to play the brand of fast, free flowing football that we did, was unheard of in England in those days, leave alone the impact (not yet fully realised) of the building of the training ground and stadium and of overhauling our academy structure. So, has that revolution run its course, and is it time to indulge in another?

In my view, no. Especially, not without having an idea of what this revolution is supposed to entail. What ideas and philosophy does this new revolution expound and seek to uphold? Till now, I haven’t heard of one beyond the narrow aims of spending money, more trophies, better players etc. And until I hear a revolutionary alternative, an idea so moving, and a purpose so worthy and desirable so as to justify its cost, I’ll be sticking with the path our club is on now. Remember, without ideas, you are just a headless caveman looking for the pot of gold at the end of the windmill.

Written by Shard

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Posted by peachesgÖÖner

When the going gets tough …….

February 21, 2013

Believe me, the going is incredibly tough for all true Arsenal lovers. We are watching our team crumble before our eyes. All too many people have the silver bullet – get rid of Wenger. Wonderful! What a great solution! Just who is going to replace him?

As I said in my post this morning, I think Arsène is a desperate man. He looks desperate and sounds desperate. Constantly referring to his 16 years of success has the sound of a desperate man. He looks old and worn, but, at the same time, he is a stubborn man.
 He also has an air of arrogance, but I wonder if it is in fact thinly cloaked desperation. Perhaps he would be pleased to be relieved of his duties. He is 63 and looks 83!

BUT – and it is an enormous BUT…
who would all of you calling for his head appoint in his place? 
The only manager in the PL I would even consider is David Moyes (perhaps Laudrup, but he doesn’t really have the necessary PL experience). David Moyes has done an amazing job at Everton. He is unquestionably a true motivator and tactician – something we clearly need and definitely don’t have. He has managed to “save” his team, in spite of constantly losing what were his top players (Lescott, Rooney, Arteta, Cahill – to mention but a few) and, if you look at some of the old, over-the-hill players he has in his team, it is an incredible feat for him to be where he is. I think he knows that Fellaini and Baines are off at the end of the season and so he has probably had enough and is perhaps looking for pastures new and a fresh challenge.

So many people appear to think that Arsenal can have their pick of new managers. I don’t think so.

Because now we come to the next truly ginormous BUT, which I believe will prove an obstacle to anyone coming to Arsenal. If Arsène stays on as director of football, his successor will never have a free hand. 
I think Wenger has become something of a megalomaniac (a huge understatement!) and, at the same time, he clearly has the backing of the board, because the club is making money. Maybe that would change if we fail to make it to the CL, which is looking ominously likely, but I have my doubts.

So what is the club to do? What awaits us, the true fans (not the ones who crawl out from under stones)? Must we now “do a Liverpool” and look ahead to so many barren years (at least in the PL)?

What do the other “reasonable, realistic” supporters think? I have no interest in reading the kind of critical drivel some posters submit!

Written by magic hat

About the author

Today’s author has been a regular visitor on Arsenal Arsenal for a while now and kindly accepted our challenge to write a post for the site following her comments yesterday. We asked for some background information on her support for Arsenal – this was her response:

I am British, but I live in Gothenburg, Sweden. I moved here in 1974. I go to matches with my husband and daughter, once or twice a year, but we watch every match on TV/streaming. I was introduced to Arsenal in 1957 by my dad, who took me to my first match at the age of 11.
I love Arsenal. I can’t express it in any other way. The club is an intrinsic part of my life. I cry when we lose and I am happy for a whole week when we win.
I could go on for hours…

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