No, seriously, don’t laugh.
The spavined moldwarps from the desolate wastes of N17 are having a fairly decent season. At any rate, they have managed to convince much of the media that they are God’s gift to football.
So it’s not such a ridiculous notion to think that one (or even more) of them might have a chance of sneaking into our team.
With that in mind, let’s run the rule over the idle-headed bum-bailies who comprise the current Spudder first team and see what they’re made of (bearing in mind that this list takes no account of current injuries).
Hugo Lloris (GK)
Along with Garth Bale, Lloris is part of the Welsh contingent at White Feather Lane (he comes from Llandudno, or Llanfairthingamybob or somewhere). He looks a bit simple in the head and has bandy legs. Apparently 63% of the goals he has conceded throughout his career have been through his legs.
Hugo ‘pig in a passage’ Lloris or Wojciech Szczesny? Szczesny.
Kyle Walker (RB)
Walker is the son of Des “you’ll never beat Des Walker” Walker but has not really inherited his father’s abilities. He still sleeps with a teddy bear.
Kyle ‘Cuddles’ Walker or Bacary Sagna? Sagna.
Younes Kabul (CB)
The only Afghani playing in the Premiership, Younes is popular with team mates on account of his spoon-playing. Strong, good in the air and fierce in the tackle are all qualities he would like to have. But doesn’t.
Younes ‘Khyber’ Kabul or Per Mertesacker? Mertesacker.
Jan Vertigo (CB)
Fear of heights stops him from being any good in the air. He’s Belgian so statistically either likes beer, chocolate or young children. Let’s assume it’s the first two.
Jan ‘Truffles’ Vertigo or Thomas Vermaelen? Vermaelen.
Benoit Assou-Ekotto (LB)
Known as Benny to his team mates. He thinks it’s short for his first name but actually it relates to a slow-witted character from the one-time soap opera Crossroads. Benny has a good engine and can run up and down the line to good effect all day long. Just don’t give him the ball, because then it goes pear shaped.
Benoit ‘Benny’ Assou-Ekotto or Nacho Monreal? Monreal.
Sir Scottman Parker (MF)
Joined Totteringham from Melchester Rovers, where he held the position of jockstrap minder for Roy of the Rovers. Scottman’s hair was born in 1952 and he is known for the firmness of his handshake and the perfect creases in his shorts.
Scottman ‘Brylcream’ Parker or Mikel ‘Brylcream’ Arteta? Arteta.
Moussaka Dembele (MF)
Once played for a team called ‘Germinal Beerschot’ which tells you all you need to know. After being fired by Fulham he was picked up by Totts scouts while wandering aimlessly around North London, trying to find the way to Arsenal.
Moussaka ‘the Germ’ Dembele or Jack Wilshere? Wilshere.
Aaron Lennon (MF)
Aaroon is a nippy winger who has been touted as the player Theo Walcott might be if Theo was rubbish. When he grows up he hopes to be a pantomime dwarf.
Aaroon ‘lofty’ Lennon or Theo Walcott? Walcott.
Garth Bale (MF)
Garth has been a sensation for Tottleham this season, leading some commentators to describe them as a “one simian team.” His greatest asset is his ability to always stay on his feet whatever the circumstances (except when there’s a slight breeze; a passing butterfly; a petal falling from a flower etc etc).
Garth ‘Timberrrrr!’ Bale or Lucas Podolski? Podolski.
Emmanuel Adebayor (CF)
Well known to Arsenal fans, Emmanuel has his own line of merchandising including the ever-popular “cow’s-arse-with-a-banjo” game and his patented line of concrete football boots “No Boot Let’s the Ball Bounce Off Further!”
Emmanuel ‘and don’t come back’ Adebayor or Olivier Giroud? Giroud.
Daniel Dafoe (CF)
Since abandoning his writing career, Daniel has mostly been moaning about lack of opportunities in the Totts’ first team. Can be a real threat from corners, when he uses his height to get between the legs of tall defenders like Mertesacker.
Daniel “Daffy” Dafoe or Santi Cazorla? Cazorla.
So there you have it… it’s plain to see that despite the press bandwagon for this year’s Totteringham Hot Chokers, not a single sorry one of them is good enough to grace the mighty Arsenal.
Well, at least that’s my opinion.
What do you think?
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Haha, Rocky. I think you’ve nailed it.
Not tagged ‘spuddies’ so won’t draw in the troggles.
The following is remarkable only when you realise which game they were watching.
We love you Ass-Na, we do.
Inspired. No, not you, Not You, but you, RL….
You just made my day & you gave me a reason to watch the game, after last weekend’ game against aston villa, I decided to keep my heart pumping normally during match days by not watching Arsenal’s game till God knows when, thanks to Wenger.
Rocky, ’tis a lively post you’ve put up here. Good job.
Arsenal win will be a perfect birhday for me (march 1), my mum(march2) and my cousin (march 3) and a perfect weekend for all proud gunners.
Nice job once more.
Rocky, ’tis a lively post you’ve put up here. Good job.
Arsenal win will be a perfect birthday for me (march 1), my mum(march2) and my cousin (march 3) and a perfect weekend for all proud gunners.
Nice job once more.
not very one-dimensionally hmm lol
Let’s not beat around the bush, spurs are looking are good this year. But they’re also serial bottlers. Gun to my head if you had to ask me which spurs players I’d take, it would be Lloris to give Sir Ches decent competition.
But, to hell with them. Cannot want this more. Nothing would give me more joy than deflating the neanderthals who inhabit the swamp. I’m absolutely sick of the press love in with Spuds too. Every year, they’re amazing, they look so good, they play beautiful and all the other rubbish. How can they all forget that WE are the Kings of North London and have proven it time and time again. the Spuds are forever in our shadow.
Brilliant Rocky …… a broad smile is on my face 🙂
Note to all admin, neither Rasp nor I will be around much today so can you make sure everyone plays nicely please 😉
Rocky really lives, can’t stop laughing
Not surprised a spud commented first, I expect more of them.
Not like I fancy their team, they like running a lot, even when it doesn’t make sense.
Should be a tight match, but they’ll get beating.
Rock Man,
That is the most balanced, unbiased, analysis of players I have ever seen!!
Personally, I think they are the most awful, cross eyed, horrendous players the world has ever seen.
[Sorry, just kidding – they are not ‘players’ — obviously!]
All that ‘big-ing up’ of the Spurs players, with just a simple name check for our winning boys just shows you are a classy dude, dude!! 😀
Oh, Rocky, Rocky!!!!
Had a good laugh.. Now for the win on Sunday.. 2-1 to the Gunners!!
Younes Kaboul, Vertonghen, Hugo Lioris, Bale& Dembele are better players players of arsenal in that position.
Good job Rocky. Have to be realistic, if Im going to need anyone from Totts? its definately going to be Bale and note not to replace Walcott but push Walcot forward while Giroud will be on the bench. every other player there just good for the bench
Oh Rocky, superb 🙂
You are in the same frame of mind as myself.
I happen to think they are complete pants of a team.
The only reason why we are not top of the league is because sometimes we don’t bother.
Tragically for Spurs, we will be bothering on sunday. For fun.
Hi Micky, 🙂
I really admired DD’s discrete arranging to pay for the meal you enjoyed together the other night, and then your gentlemanly and equally discrete over-ride.
I did not say, because of other matters, what an admirable couple of guys you two are. Splendid!! 😀
As Big Randy would say — ‘Chapeau’ to you both! 😀
Simply lmao Rocky……..Funniest post I have read for ages. COYG
RA,
dandan is a very charming, intelligent and witty man, but he has to admit that I out-manoevred him, for which the poor fellow will pay dearly as I launch into the full repetoire of puddings next time we meet.
Let’s be realistic about this little encounter on sunday, they will be needing more than just a two goal cushion 🙂
My witty comment has disappeared, again. Rasp, are you deleting them?
Rocky, great, great post and acurate analysis, not biased in any way either 🙂 I have to admit to liking Defoe and Lennon, but instead of Santi and Theo respectively, but somewhere in the background warming the bench
Question for you guys – when was the last time Spurs finished above us?
got it, 18 years ago
Well, it was a pile of old rubbish to answer the plaintive plea of the persuasive Peaches for a Post today…
…but I did think a few more people might engage with the final question more seriously than the Post did.
For me, I like Vertonghen and Dembele and clearly Bale is a very effective player (in fact his greatest strength is his finishing – he doesn’t have anything like the tricks or skill of a Ronaldo, but to give him credit, if he gets a sight of goal he usually hits it hard and on target). Loris is also someone I wouldn’t mind having in our squad.
You should not be Nazis and deny facts by banning the source that exposes them. In my passion I may come across as insulting you blokes but I dont know any of you but I resent the facts that folks like u have jaded my good friends from football cause they are sick and tired of watching this mutated perversion of their once feared and respected Arsenal! I can modify any statements assumed or insinuated as insults I want to get the true facts across and anyone who can challenge them would be great. But u just cant challenge facts tho u can only deny so my question is why? Is this blog run by the Arsene fc board? Stan? Ivan? Tell me so and I will disappear from A.A. forever.
Back again.
Am buzzing for this match. Nothing better than putting the middlesex scum back in their place. While the disillusionment I talked about in my posts a while back remains constant and I feel myself becoming more and more alienated, this week it all goes out of the window. Have to crush them.
I think Wenger’s quotes are quite worrying though. He says he has no special plan for Bale. ‘We don’t plan for anybody. It is always the same — focus on our strengths and forget about your opponent.’ Now of course he’s not going to reveal any specific plans, but judging from Wenger’s 16 years here, is there anything to suggest he’ll actually put a man on him. Tottenham are a one monkey team. Nullify their monkey, and they’ve got nothing. So it’s so important that we do.
Really ash?
Yep – it’s run by Stan and Ivan. Rasp is really Stan and Peaches is really Ivan.
So gutted that you’ve rumbled us.
Cheerio.
Love it Rocky, very nice.
My list of a composite team (for which I’ve ignored your no injured players rule):
Lloris
Sagna, Koscielny, Vertonghen, Monreal
Dembele, Sandro
Wilshere
Cazorla, Walcott, Bale
Subs: Szczesny, Vermaelen, Walker, Coquelin, Lennon, Defoe, Adebayor
Rocky
“but I did think a few more people might engage with the final question more seriously than the Post did”
For the first, and probably only, time in your life you now know what it feels like to be a DidIt 🙂
I write what I regard as a mildly amusing piece, that within possess deep, dark and meanigful questions, and guess what?
You have to ROLF
Ash, your problem isn’t your opinions, it’s that you seem unable to distinguish between opinions and what you think are “the true facts”. Calm it all down, accept that what you have to say (like everyone else) is 99% opinion, listen to others, show a bit of respect and you’ll find you might actually get heard. Carry on haranguing everyone, trying to ram everything down our throats, and you’re going to get the reactions you’ve seen so far.
Damn! You got there before me Rocker, 🙂
Just in case – I would like to confirm the answer to Ass Holes query using his own words.
This blog IS run by the Arsene fc board! Stan! Ivan!
We are telling you so — now disappear from A.A. forever.
@Thomas: Do you think Bale can be man-marked? He has speed, a good touch and intelligence. Personally, I think it would do us more harm than good to try to play a game we’re not built for, and fail at it, as well as destroy our shape and our possession game. It will be absolutely crucial for the midfielders and CBs to work together in a disciplined way to keep the ball and reduce the time and space Bale gets. Manage that and we can keep him quiet, and the rest of their team will be completely manageable.
Rocky, a candy moment for you! 🙂
The Candies with the Little Hole in the middle. (like polo mints in Britain)
The teacher gave the class different coloured Lifesavers and asked if they could identify the taste.
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red………………….Raspberry
Yellow………………Lemon
Green……………….Lime
Orange …………….Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste, and were mystified.
The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re arse holes!’
Redders 🙂
Micky
I share your pain 🙂
@26May1989
ok I dont think I agree but I understand your point and can see how R.A., rasp, gooner in exile and rocky are making these awful inaccurate descriptions. If I am bewildered baffled and disgusted with any of their opinions doesn’t mean I dont respect them as people! Furthermore just cause I think some of their opinions are ludicrous does not I disagree with all of them or have a lack of respect for them. I mean there are some universal facts on a massive reply I put together yet Rocky wont approve I think thats nonsense real love for a club is not obsessive its unconditional and so there should be an open mind and all sides should be heard. You know tyrants and dictators were not born bad ppl most became obsessive and possessive in their passions and principles and thus became brutal and ruthless.
Anyway it says awaiting moderation and I look fwd to debating with any of u blokes on the interpretation of the facts but pls dont dispute facts. All the gooner fans I have met have been top class so I got no reason to think otherwise here of course there are assholes everywhere thats human nature and I dont waste time on insults tho most of them here are quite amusing.
There is only one ash cole proof is the pudding just check the last time u won a trophy 🙂
A Hole,
How can anyone take you seriously? You asked a question with a firm commitment, dependent on the answer, and here you are — back! It must be infatuation.
You asked:
— “Is this blog run by the Arsene fc board? Stan? Ivan? Tell me so and I will disappear from A.A. forever.
You got your reply — now hop it!
Afternoon all, apologies for my late arrival.
Rocky, are you really Richard Curtis in disguise? – I may have to rename you RedandWhiteAdder 😛 brilliant witty post to lighten our mood before the big one.
ash cole – I have no idea what you are talking about or where you are coming from in terms of your attitude towards Arsenal.
Kindly answer this simple question: which team do you support?
Rasper, 🙂
You are right about Rocky!
Last time we were in NY, I pointed out a beautiful blonde girl, and he said ‘adder’.
What? I said, and pointed out three more beauties, and in each case he replied. ‘adder’, ‘adder’, ‘adder’!!
Redders
See – there’s the difference between us!
You had eyes only for the beautiful blonde; I was looking at the small venomous reptile on the ground behind her… 🙂
I should explain, Rasp, that you might think that ‘adder’ was an abbreviation of ‘had her’, but Rocky is an upstanding gentleman, and what he meant was that each one of the ladies in question were accountants, they were ‘adders’.
He is loveable and charming in his film movie star way!! 😀
I was not on the ground behind her. What a cheek! And I am not small.
Venomous reptile? Maybe I’ll give you that! 🙂
I see you more as a voluminous ribald than a venomous reptile, Redders…
There is a long comment from ash in moderation – it has been filtered out because it contains too many links and for no other reason. The fake email address he uses leads me to believe he is a lilywhite who is too yellow to stand up like a man and reveal which team he supports
Rasp
I saw that you’ll be unable to watch the game live on Sunday.
That’s tough. 😦
why is Rasp not watching on Sunday? Chicken?
Chelsea fan, Rasper.
Mono syllabic and incoherent.
He is working down the mines, Evonne.
what mines RA?? He works downn the road from me!
Hi Rocky, even tougher as I shall be working with spud fans all of whom will be glued to their smart phones
Rasp
You can’t use ‘Spud’ and ‘smart’ in the same sentence. 🙂
Afternoon all
Good post RL,there are a few spuds I’d take to Arsenal.
One would be Bale for obvious reasons.
Another would be Hugo Lloris (GK) as he’s a better all round keeper than ours.
The rest not for me .
Happy St David’s from
Sheep Hagger ™👍
Rocky 🙂
poor Rasp, too scared to watch!
Happy ST David’s Sheep (again) xx
Good point, spud fans on their twatphones 🙂
Twatphones 😀
RL were is Hugo Lloris grandfather from in Wales
Sheep
Somewhere beginning with LL
evonne – I thought you knew that I work on Sundays?
LOL many places start with LL in Wales.
👀
Rasp
Are you doing community service on weekends
I forgot Rasp, sorry. I used to know it ALL about you once 🙂
My 80year old mother had a new TV service installed with 22 sports channels, many showing live EPL games. Not that she likes football, but now she said she’d know when NOT to phone me
I hope to have a nice chat with her Sunday eve
Sheepy,
Lloris’s grandad was from Llandysulllanellillanfairllanfairfechan just north of Bonkers!
Great post Rocky. A bit late on but it still got a big chuckle out of me.
RA that is a nice part of the world where Lloris’ grandad is from. There is a great little pub called the Mucky Mutton Rarebit.
Hi GoonerB,
I know the very one. I could not have a drink when I got there as I had tied my tongue into a twizzle asking the way! 🙂
Rocky, 🙂
Can I just say UMF league?
A bit cryptic sheep
but i have got my own welsh lamb 🙂
Happy St.Davids Day
Ha love this! Think it gives us enough reason not to start Per and have Kos and Verma at the back. Certainly feel that their pace may be needed against the one man band in their midfield.
Lloris is a good keeper, but then Giroud is a great finisher (cough)!
We brought a Spurs fan into our match preview (I know) so why not have a read. Plenty of anti-Spurs banter and facts before Sunday’s showdown!
@Rasp
My attitude towards Arsenal is I miss the old fearsome Goon, as fan I would get goosebumps when I see Arsenal in our fixture list now I get angry because all my old friends basically avoid me that wknd because they know the mighty blues will destroy them yet it pains me cause London rivalries especially the Arse used to be fun I dont want us to turn out like Manure vs leaverfool with Arse playing the role of the latter!
Listen I am not happy with the fat Spanish waiter but this an Arse blog not gonna talk about my chavs but pls pls pls tell me how the fuck u can Europe’s 3rd richest manager and not have a trophy to show for.
@Rockylives very saddened and shameful of you to ban my comment that was full of facts article stats exposing Wengers lies since 2009 and salary stats of managers.
There isnt a manager alive today that boasts half of Arsenes salary and does not have at least one trophy in the last 3 years. Thats why Mou would never say champs lge and the league title are the only real trophies they claw and fight for copa del rey just as rednose and the chav 20 managers when it comes to f.a. and league cup.
I love Arsenal football club for the edge and fierce rivalry and competition you brought to London, the Chavs wouldnt be Euro Champs if it werent for u! We wouldnt have won 10 trophies in the last 8 years had u not set the bar back in 2002/03. but now u are a shambles shaming London football and I dont like it!
If you are within 3 goals of the dirty spuds I will be surprised! Not a Roman Abramovich fan lately but hey at least he has a desire to win if anyone should charge top gates its him but no he loves trophies instead of money so much so he burns money to collect trophies the exact opposite of the Arsene Football Club regime.
You lose at arsenal and arsene gets rewarded but if u are good like rvp, nasri and cesc u are quickly ushered out no room for winners or trophies at the Emir8s
Great post rocky,
I think we win have a good win on Sunday.
Note to Ash Cole (unless he’s gone now) Yes I can confirm this is run by the Arsenal board because I am in fact Lord Harris of Peckham and goonerjake is merely a alias.
No do me a favour old boy and kindly toddle off.
And I’m peckhams wife call me
Lady Peckham please
🙂
Rasp/Peaches.
I’ve sent a new post to Arsenal nuts.
I think he has the hots for you Lord Harris, he cannot stop coming back, how else can we explain a Chav complaining, on an Arsenal blog, about the administration of Arsenal?
Weird — and this from a fan of a club run like a fiefdom by a Russian oligarch.
Crazy world!
Arsenal nuts haha 🙂 Evonne must have thought that up
RA,
Why would any Chelsea fan want to come on here.? Please can you explain it? I don’t understand why A Hole would come on here.
Beats me goonerjake, and to have the nerve to call us Nazis, blah, blah.
Interesting how it’s almost impossible to identify the difference between a repulsive chav and the so-called Arse fans with similar views.
Hi mallard
Ltns you got more videos than my mate Blu Ray he’s into pornagraphy and knitting .
Lady Peckham
Have you seen Lawro’s predictions.
He has given us a win by 2 goals to one. Is it possible the bbc are becoming pro Arsenal? (sarcasm)
I’ve a predictor.
I put two balls in a hat one red ball one white ball .
If red ball comes out first Arsenal win .
If the white ball comes out first I put the balls and hat in the bin
Much Love
Does anyone else want to have their say on NLD’s for a post tomorrow …….. or get anything else off their chest ……..
Nothing from me Peaches.
I’ve got a bra on my chest I can’t wait to take off.
Much love
Sheep
You get stranger and stranger.
That’s why we love you 😀
Lol I’ve had a few beers cheers RL
Peaches,
The post I sent to Arsenal-nuts clears my head and my chest.
Gn5
Now that sounds like a Post to look forward to!
Evening all, not enough time to read through comments.
Rocky in seriousness I would take none of them.
I see stopping Bale is being considered, with Sagna ruled out clearly there is only one option, the sacrifificial Jenkinson…..as a true Gooner surely he will accept the responsibility to cut the simian in two in the first minute, and take the red card.
One can never be sure Rocky, but it’s something I needed to write about.
Thank you Gn5, I’ll have a look and sort it out 😉
How much snow have you had this year Gn5.
Toronto has had loads more than last year, when there was hardly any.
It’s strange Rocky we are exactly the opposite, very little snow, in fact only one storm of any note. However it’s been bitterly cold, today is the warmest it’s been for several weeks and it’s -4c.
You made my day Rocky! Didn’t have to scroll down to see it was your work, again. Gives us confidence again that we’d finsh above the spuds this season, not to mention we’re going to outscore them in the next game.
Morning All
A magnificent post which had me laughing form the first.
I will leave my opinions about Spurs until tomorrow but from I have seen of him Caulker will become a very good CB.
Strange evonne likes Lemon & Dafoe. They are two of my most disliked players.
Motning Raddy,
I wrote a pre-season comment, and the exact contents are fuzzy, but it was something about how our league season would pan out in the context of our rivals with new managers.
Pool, Chelsea and Spuds.
I predicted a bad run at Spurs ending in a player revolt.
Right idea, wrong club.
I must say AVB has done a good job and I wouldn’t altogether mind Spurs ending above Chelsea in the fight for fourth.
Micky,
I agree. The Chavs a despicable lot. An iimmoral team owned ya criminal. Every time I see them play it upsets me because it is further evidence that crime pays.
Raddy,
Todays game at the Bridge will be interesting. Simply to see how both the crowd and players respond to Rafa.
Micky. Not quite as positively as when George Graham went to Spurs 😀
He screwed them royally – a proper Gunner our GG!
I expect the classless morons at SB to boo Rafa unmercifully. I like Benitez, he seems a hard-working, intelligent man who isn’t an egoist like some of his predecessors.
Don’t want him at THOF though ….
Motning(?) all
I think Lennon and Defoe work hard, are talented and neither nasty nor dishonest. Also, off the pitch they sound like decent guys. No, I failed to convince myself I should like them. You are right Raddy, feck the lot of them! Not good for the Mighty 🙂
“twatphone” ROLF
Didit.
I said to my deluded Spurs nephew that AVB would be the best signing made by Levi. I couldn’t understand why Spurs fans were loathe to take a proven winner. AVB didn’t fit at Chelsea because he promotes team ethics without a star mentality – impossible in a club with Cole, Terry, Drogba, Torres, etc etc etc
I would definitely have AVB at THOF.
bitscores in disguise are back
Pierce Twat Morgan predicted we win 0:8 tomorrow. He also said that if we beat Scum away he will not critisize Wenger for a whole month. Funny? Not really
Evonne, Morning,
I got this as well
http://news-source.tv/user/login
It is based in Los Angeles had my correct pasword but I am not sure if I should open it
be brave Kelsey! Go for it! and tell me what you found 🙂
Motning Evonne.
Raddy,
I do remember you being very positive about AVB, whereas I said he would not control the dressing room when things went badly.
Sadly, you were right.
The loathing you talk about is misguided in my book.
It is said how valuable experience is at the top level before managing a high profile team.
Pep at Barca. Maureen and AVB at Porto. Laudrup at Swansea 🙂
evonne. More info ??
Evonne
The “r” of Morning is next to the “t” of Motning.
A few days ago Raddy slipped on his Apple i-pad playtoy device I reckon.
Aha Micky, I thought it was Dannish for Morning, and I was pleased I can speak another foreign language, ROLF
Raddy – email forwarded the to you
I have friends who have supported Chelsea for 50 years and are just embarrassed by them now – Abra, the players, the new fans,etc etc.
Would I continue to support AFC if we had the same transformation? I honestly don’t know.
I can’t help thinking about how jenkinson will fare tomorrow up against bale or lennon or both.OPIG had a shocker there last season and was lucky not to get booked or sent off, and his confidence is low at the moment.
Both sides are questionable in defence so we should see goals.
You know i don’t particularly rate Mertesacker for certain games as he isn’t the quickest and he would worry me with being beaten for pace.
I like Podolski but he is another who doesn’t track back so it will be interesting to see if he starts.I would play him with Giroud,as Giroud is a work horse,theo to stay out on the wing and I really think Rosicky should start ahead of Ramsey as this will be a very open game.
Kelsey
This was the team that won 5-2
…..Sz
Bac Mert Kos Verm
..Art Jack Santi
Theo Gir Pod
.
I would therefore make mininimal changes. Nacho for Verm and Jenks for Bac, although I’d consider leaving Verm to stiffen the defence.
Raddy
You will never get The Arsenal DNA out of your system no matter what.
I would ask the question, which is worse, money from the top (Chelsea/City) or the “Rights to Trophies” attitude of the Ash Coles/Grovers of this society?
I’d argue the latter is a greater poison in terms of the match day experience.
Morning all
There’s a New Post ………………….
Arsene Wenger’s record against Spurs in the Premier League:
Played 33
Won 15
Drawn 14
Lost 4
…according to the BBC. AVB thought sprrz “dominated and played well”(sic) in the 5-2 last league encounter, if they manage to, by some fluke,better that 2-5 “domination” he might spontaneously combust!someone call the fire brigade!☺
certainly like your website however you need to test the spelling on quite a few of your posts.
A number of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very bothersome to tell the truth then again I will certainly
come again again.