Farewell to the Lane – Thanks for the Memories

It seems decidely odd that the upcoming North London Derby will take place in north west London. Perhaps it’s time to reminisce once more about the former home of our irksome neighbours. White Hart Lane could be compared to lovers’ lanes all over the country; a place full of seedy characters giving off that slightly nauseating whiff of desperation, but also a place where excitement-filled, enjoyable times have been spent basking in numerous victorious climaxes.

Who could forget 7th May 1927? Level on points with the spuds going into the final game of the season and who should be our last opponents but only the miscreants themselves and at the Lane, too. No need to worry as the boys in red and white ran out comfortable 4-0 winners for a very special last day of the season St Totteringham’s day.

The next glorious day out down Tottenham High Road came on 6th March 1935 in the fourth of our 1930s title winning seasons. Spurs decided that to curb Arsenal’s free-scoring forward line, they needed to set an offside-trap. It failed, they lost 6-0 with goals from Kirchen (2), Drake (2), Dougall and Bastin from the penalty spot. The only photo of that game emerging from a quick search is this of Frank Moss gathering the ball from a rare Tottenham attack (perhaps the photographer was a spud as he must have been stationed at the wrong end of the stadium!)

On 20th September 1952, Tottenham’s 11th largest home attendance at White Hart Lane, 69,247, saw them lose 3-1 to Arsenal with goals from Goring, Logie and Milton.  This was followed a year later on 10th October by another home 4-1 thrashing in front of their 8th biggest crowd at the Lane. 69,821 spectators witnessed another 2 goals from Jimmy Logie this time around. 1957 and 1959 saw comprehensive Arsenal wins of 3-1 and 4-1 respectively in N17 before Spurs briefly took the upper hand with their last League title in 1961. But this wasn’t to be the last time the top flight was ever clinched on White Hart Lane soil, oh no.

Next on the list of glorious moments at the home of South Middlesex’s finest came on the 3rd May 1971 with Arsenal clinching the League title in front of a White Hart Lane crowd swarming with Gunners. Ray Kennedy’s late goal gave Arsenal the points to overhaul Leeds at the top and witness the Lane turn into a sea of bright red.

My personal highlight of trips to the Lane came on December 23rd 1978 with our 5-0 Christmas demolition of ‘Silent Spurs’. Stood with my old man and 2 brothers on the away terrace, that date has become etched in my memory. I was wearing a lightweight rain jacket with a front pocket which contained a Mars bar. Remembering about its existence only after all the jubilant celebrations had died down, that chocolate bar cannot have been more than a quarter inch thick when it finally emerged.

“Oh, Brady won it beautifully. Look at That – Oh, Look at That! What a Goal by Brady!”

The roll of honour continues with an epic League Cup semi-final in 1987. The first leg at Highbury finished 1-0 to Spurs, with a goal from a prolific Clive Allen. Allen also scored in the first half of the second leg at the Lane. Reportedly, at half-time the Spurs stadium announcer made announcements about how the Neanderthal hordes could book tickets for the Final. They turned out to be rather premature as goals from Viv Anderson and Niall Quinn meant that the semi ended unresolved.

The referee, Alan Gunn, tossed a coin to decide where a replay would take place and after his first attempt stuck upright in the mud, the second toss landed in Spurs’ favour. The 4th March 1987 was to see one of our greatest ever comebacks at the Lane. Clive Allen scored for the third time in the tie in the 62nd minute and Spurs looked to have finally gotten the upper hand. However the best was yet to come as the 82nd  minute saw an unlikely equaliser from Ian Allinson before the Park Lane erupted with Rocky’s 90th minute winner – the first time Arsenal had been in front over the 3 games!

Notable victories in the 90s were hard to come by until a majestic 3-1 win at the Lane on the 5th May 1999 capped off with a stunning goal from Nwankwo Kanu, sporting the sharpest haircut I’ve ever seen.

Next up a disappointing draw on 25th April 2004, with Mad Jens falling for Robbie Keane’s foul tactics of treading on the toes of the German’s size thirteens. The incensed goalkeeper’s reaction enabled the aforementioned Irishman to convert a last minute penalty equaliser. The resulting Spurs DVD failed to mention that Arsenal had only needed a draw to clinch the top flight title at their own stadium – and for the second time, no less.

Argentine defender Mauricio Taricco – who prior to the equaliser had suffered a torrid afternoon chasing the Arsenal forward line – somehow managed to pull his hamstring during his team’s misguided celebrations of their equaliser.

A clearly incensed Henry – despite being warned by the authorities beforehand – at the final whistle gathered his troops together and took them to the now celebrating corner where the Arsenal fans were congregated.

As he said afterwards in a thinly veiled nod at Taricco’s behaviour:” When you see behaviour like that it is impossible for us not to celebrate in response.”

Recent years haven’t seen us win any more titles at the Lane but have seen some banging goals from departees Fabregas and Adebayor in particular but the best has to be this beauty from Arsenal favourite Tomas Rosicky.


Thanks for joining me on this journey down the Lane. I hope you all have some fond memories of the Tottenham High Road public convenience, too. 🙂



23 Responses to Farewell to the Lane – Thanks for the Memories

  1. Big Raddy says:

    “a place full of seedy characters giving off that slightly nauseating whiff of desperation, but also a place where excitement-filled, enjoyable times have been spent basking in numerous victorious climaxes.”


  2. Eddie says:

    very amusing
    what are they going to call the new shithole?

  3. Big Raddy says:

    The NSH Stadium

  4. Eddie says:

    NS being New Spurs?

  5. LB says:

    Wow, good post.

  6. Big Raddy says:

    Very good Eddie. I have edited the comment so you will have to think further …

  7. Eddie says:

    New Shithole

  8. mickydidit89 says:

    Oooer, nice memories Chas

    I was at both the ’87 games and they were fun evenings 🙂

  9. Eddie says:

    “He (some geezer from Wimbledon) denied the charge of owning a dangerously out of control dog causing injury in a public place and was formally cleared by the judge”

    The trial cost £30k and jury after 5 days have failed to reach the verdict if the postwoman was attacked by an eight inch tall Chihuahua!!! fooking joke

  10. Wonderful chas, I feel like sending this to all the spuds I know but I reckon my cousin may find it all by himself 😉

    I’ve never been there, my niece wanted me to go with her when she was going out with Armand Traore and we played them in the League cup semi-final in 2008?

    ‘Auntie’ she said ‘Will you come with me to watch this football match, Armand is playing, he said we can pick the tickets up from a man near the box office’. I told her I wasn’t about to be hanging around at the Lane near the box office collecting tickets from a Gooner. We watched the first leg at my house and she watched the 2nd leg at the Emirates with her sister.

    I’m lying, of course I’ve been to that scummy place, I had to watch one of my babies play there, I told him that even if he became the captain I’d never go there again. Horrible, horrible place.

  11. GunnerN5 says:

    Thanks for the superb post Chas. Clinching the invincible season there was the greatest feeling……………………

    An old fella gets on a bus but there’s no seats available, so he has to stand leaning on his walking stick. The bus brakes and he slips. A young lad sitting on a seat says “Oi Mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that wouldn’t have happened.” The old fella turns to the boy and says “And if your daddy had taken the same advice sonny boy, I’d have a bloody’ seat!”

  12. Red Arnie says:

    wow, what a wonderful post. one of the best in a while. Thank you Chas. 🙂

  13. chas says:

    Thanks for the kind comments.

  14. chas says:

    Is that a jet airliner in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

  15. chas says:

  16. chas says:

    Can you name the spurs players?

  17. chas says:

  18. Big Raddy says:

    Morning ALl,

    Spuds? Stefan Freund, Taricco, Anderton, Laurel and Hardy

    Never trusted giraffes – got a touch of the Scouser about them

  19. Eddie says:

    long wait ahead. I wish it was on now, get over with and move on

    is that you chas in a black wig? WHY??!!

  20. chas says:

    A new mini post is up before the proper one.

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