The excuse: we’re poor minnows and can’t out football you, so we’ll out bore you for a point.
My response: bugger off and don’t darken our doorstep again.
The object: reward adventure. Stamp on dullards. We want goals.
My plan: 1 point per goal and a further 2 to the victor. O further points for the draw.
Your thoughts: how can we stamp out the bus parkers, and other ideas?