51 Uses for a Willian

Rollercoaster tester?
  1. Ceiling duster.
  2. Ornamental tree.
  3. Door stop.
  4. Traffic beacon.
  5. Hat stand.
  6. Microphone.
  7. Christmas tree ornament.
  8. Car dashboard toy.
  9. Snow depth marker.
  10. Actor in a Jackson Five biopic.
  11. Lamp stand.
  12. Maritime buoy.
  13. Fluffer.
  14. Music conductor (‘s baton).
  15. Key ring.
  16. Hitching post.
  17. Van Der Graaf Generator demonstrator.
  18. Bird’s nest.
  19. Footman in Bridgerton.
  20. Clerk of the court.
  21. Drumstick.
  22. Mr Bobblehead action figure.
  23. Torpedo tube polisher.
  24. Supermarket sign holder.
  25. Make-up brush.
  26. Window cleaner.
  27. Cathedral gargoyle.
  28. Catwalk model.
  29. Star Wars extra.
  30. Bitcoin miner.
  31. Elon Musk ‘mission to Mars’ volunteer.
  32. Riverdance chorus boy.
  33. Member of Parliament.
  34. Bog snorkeller.
  35. Rollercoaster tester.
  36. Snake milker.
  37. E-sports professional.
  38. Hair double for Sideshow Bob.
  39. Windsock.
  40. Butler.
  41. Dog walker.
  42. Garden gnome.
  43. Water feature.
  44. Aileron.
  45. Celebrity Love Island contestant.
  46. John Terry’s food taster.
  47. American Picker.
  48. Beefeater.
  49. Flower arranger.
  50. Children’s party entertainer (clown).
  51. Dynamic attacking footballer in the Premier League.

Sorry about No. 51 – it was a joke.

And yes, I know I’m being hard on poor, out-of-form Willian. I would like nothing better than for him to remember how to play football and start contributing goals and assists for The Arsenal.

But if he can’t do that (soon), then any of 1 to 50 works just fine for me…



10 Responses to 51 Uses for a Willian

  1. LB says:

    Fascinating insight into how your mind works, how did you come up with so many….hilarious.

  2. RC78 says:

    Hello my favorite bloggers! Thanks to all of you for your kind messages about PSG’s win against Barcelona last night. Most likely our best CL performance ever with a scintillating Mbappe, of course. The team actually played better without Neymar last night. I thought the stand-out performers for PSG were:

    1. Gold: Mbappe – Verratti – Paredes – Kean – Marquinhos
    2. Silver: Florenzi, Kimpembe, Gueye, Draxler
    3. Bronze: Icardi, Kurzawa, Navas,Herrera

    Let us finish the tie at home, now with Neymar scoring.

    Thanks Rocky for the post on Willian – I l take 51 any day and if not, I d take Ten

  3. VP says:

    where’s Eddie?

  4. Pete the Thirst says:

    Lol Rocky

    No1 – Ceiling duster – We’ve got one just like him. It generally lies around doing nothing then gets used occasionally when we’re desperate.

    I think I’ll start calling it Willian.

  5. Pete the Thirst says:

    @RC78 can’t say I’m a fan of PSG. How ever did the terrorist owners got past the ‘fit & proper persons test’?

    In Mbappe they probably have the potential world best player.

    Saying that I don’t have much love for FC Barcelona too. The city, on the other hand, is a wonderful place.

  6. RockyLives says:

    The insanely accurate one-touch passing that led to Mbappe’s first goal was a joy to watch.

    It’s what I dream of us being capable of, with ESR, Saka, Odegaard, KT…

  7. TotalArsenal says:

    I would ask him whether he would want to be my friend.

  8. RockyLives says:

    You are a good person TA.

    (Unlike me 😳 )

  9. Rasp says:

    Thanks Rocky, I’ve been chuckling at that most of the day … Fluffer 😂 … Van Der Graaf Generator demonstrator … priceless 😂

  10. RockyLives says:

    New Post

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