At what point do you give up?

October 11, 2011

Written by 26may1989

As someone who’s retained patience with the current regime at the club, that’s a question I’ve been asked plenty of times over the past couple of months about whether it’s time for our manager to be shown the door. I’m sure I’m far from being the only one. But I’ve no interest in getting into yet another should-he-stay-or-should-he-go yack-yack; surely, we’ve all had enough of that, at least until proper football resumes and there’s more fuel for those fires.

No, the question I’d like to pose is: when does sugar daddy money reach a point where we as football fans give up on the game?

English football has the best (worst) examples of sugar-daddyism of course, most obviously in Chelsea and City, but also QPR, and Wigan and previously Leeds and Portsmouth provide examples too; in Spain, there are Malaga and Getafe; in France there’s PSG; in Germany, there’s been Hoffenheim (though Bundesliga rules restrict the scope of the sugar daddy in Germany); and in Russia, there’s Anzhi Makhachkala, current employers of Eto’o, Carlos and Zhirkov. And just to avoid the rich and pampered superstars having to slum it in far-off Dagestan by the Caspian Sea, where Anzhi Makhachkala are based, the players are all housed in luxury in Moscow and are flown in for “home” games – a round trip of 2,000 miles. Wonderful stuff.

At the more extreme end of the spectrum are two tiny clubs that hit the big time (relatively, at least): Gretna FC, founded in the 1940s, were pumped with cash, made it to the SPL and a cup final, before their owner’s illness led to their financial collapse and ultimately the dissolution of the club. And in Romania, Unirea Urziceni was a lower league team till they were bankrolled by Mr Ego in 2003; Dan Petrescu appointed manager in 2006; promoted to the top division in 2007; European qualification and cup finalists in 2008; league champions in 2009; two seasons in the Champions’ League, including a 4-1 away win at Ibrox; and then Mr Big Bucks pulled his money out, all the decent players were sold to pay off debts, and the club’s form collapsed, leading to relegation the next season.  But it didn’t end there: Mr Big Bucks decided not to enter the club into competition at all this season and the whole club was closed down.  That was it, kaput, no more football club. It might not have been the oldest, but it was still more than 50 years old. But its fans have been left with nothing but memories.

So there are examples of money being bad for individual clubs. We, the parsimonious ones, can live in hope that our (relative) virtue will one day be rewarded by the gods of FFP.

But when I look at City, I can’t help thinking the money project will succeed, eventually.  They’ll sign all the best players, they’ll win the trophies and then all the little boys and girls will want sky blue shirts.  And in ten years’ time, it’ll be done, it’ll be irreversible, City will genuinely be part of the elite. And just like Abramovich does now, Mansour will be looking at ways of shutting the trapdoor behind them.

It may look to the sycophants in the press and on TV that the assembly of an English side of galacticos at the Wastelands is a wonderful thing, but ultimately these ludicrous billionaires do nothing but undermine and destroy the game. Competition and sport were demeaned when Abramovich bought Chelsea. It was further reduced when the Government of Abu Dhabi (through its various corporate forms) selected a club of great dignity and style as their vehicle. Why would it stop there? Why would there be no more splurging on other clubs by new sugar daddies, from Russia, the US, the Middle East, China, Thailand, Indonesia, India etc? The wonder is there hasn’t been more already.

So when would I give up? I’ll never give up being an Arsenal fan, of course, too late to change that. But my taste, my passion for the beautiful game could easily be diluted to almost nothing if this sugar daddy phenomenon continues to spread.


The Headline Every Arsenal Fan Has Been Waiting For…

October 10, 2011

This is a very confusing time to be an Arsenal supporter.

Most of us are torn between fear that the woefulness of recent months reflects where we really are, and the hope that our new team is about to click and start sweeping all before it.

Mostly, we’re all looking for a sign: either a sign to confirm that we really are as shite as an 8-2 defeat at Surrey Towers might indicate, or a sign that the good times are set to roll again.

So in these dark days of the Interlull, I found myself wondering what would be the headline that would really lift the spirits of us Arsenal supporters.

The answer’s not as straightforward as it might seem, because the Arsenal fan base is not exactly of one mind. Or if we are of one mind, it’s the mind of someone suffering from multiple personality disorder who thinks he’s the population of China.

The following theoretical headlines (that might happen during this Interlull) hopefully reflect the full swathe of opinion among us all…

Wenger Out:

Assuming that Le Boss is not about to announce that he bats for the other side, this headline would clearly make a significant minority of Arsenal supporters happy. They have had it in for Arsene ever since the drip-feed of silverware dried up some years back. Perhaps not remembering the many fallow period’s in the club’s history, they demand success every year whatever the context and are 100% convinced that AW has lost the plot. They may be right, but I wish they wouldn’t take so much pleasure from our suffering. It makes me suspect that they like torturing small animals, and if you like torturing small animals there’s a natural progression to becoming a serial killer and if you do that you may fall foul of this Gooner: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/10/05/damien-fowkes-admits-jail-attacks-on-child-killers-ian-huntley-and-colin-hatch-115875-23467308/
so watch out! (Read down to the end to find out what he was wearing in court).

“Wenger Will Never Be Fired”: Kroenke:

The complete flip side of the headline above, this one will make all the Arsene lovers out there sleep more easily in thjeir beds. Until January, that is, when we’re lying 17th in the table and in turns out that what Silent Stan means is that although Arsene will never be fired, he may be persuaded at gunpoint to resign.

Team Bonding Trip To Lourdes Produces Miraculous Results: That’s right – Arsene takes the team to the French holy place where miracle after miracle occurs: Vermaelen, Wilshere, Sagna and Diaby all become fit and available for the next game; Arshavin’s arse shrinks by 50% and the famous back four of Winterburn-Adams-Bould-Dixon all become 25 years old again.

Fake “Doctor” Uncovered At London Colney:

Police are called to Arsenal’s training ground after it is discovered that one of the leading members of the club’s medical team is a fantasist with no medical qualifications. The man is, in fact, an unemployed plumber from N17 who faked a CV to obtain the job. Mr Wenger said: “ This explains a lot…”

Arab Spring Uprisings Reach Abu Dhabi – Man City Owners Overthrown:

It’s happened in Egypt, Libya, Syria, Iran and many other Middle east countries: Come on you downtrodden Arabs of the UAE! You can do it – rise up and kick your feudal overlords out of power. You know it makes sense. Then Citeh can slide back to the familiar position of mediocrity that they so richly deserve.

Fabregas “Unsettled” in Barcelona:

We’d have him back, wouldn’t we?

Messi To Arsenal:

The Argentinian genius told reporters “when my good friend Cesc Fabregas told me how good it was to be a Gooner I realized I would have to see for myself. And besides, most of my ex colleagues at Barca are diving, cheating Kants.”

Tevez To Arsenal:

“They have signed me for when Messi is injured,” said Mr Tevez.

Spurs Docked 15 Points:

After an exhaustive investigation by the Premier League, it has been decided that Spurs are an unholy collective of warthog-faced noodledicks and, accordingly, they have been docked 15 league points, more or less guaranteeing relegation. The North London club is planning an appeal on the grounds that, although they are all clearly noodledicks, only the manager has the face of a warthog. The appeal will fail when the prosecution produces Gareth Bale and Heurelho Gomes as evidence.

Arsenalisation Project Moves to Next Stage:

With a return to, and rebuilding of, Highbury Stadium.

Anyway, that’s my bit of fun. But, on a more serious note, what headline would you like to read in the next week…?

RockyLives


Are Arsenal a Football Club or a Financial Institution?

October 9, 2011

I try and be realistic about the current team, manager, coaching staff, scouting system and Board but whichever angle I look at I think the club as a whole are taking a huge gamble that the FFP rule will be beneficial more to Arsenal than nearly every other club in the PL and that the club firmly believes financial stability is the key to long term success regardless of current results, but at what cost?

Nothing really adds up to me. We are still carrying several players who we either can’t sell or are out on loan. Will we be able to challenge with such an under strength squad though, of course, injuries to key players such as Sagna, Wilshere and Vermaelen do not help.We have 11 PL games until January most would be winnable at least a year ago, but on current form I wouldn’t bet on it.

Mertsacker has said himself today he quite rightly needs time to adjust to the PL and the same applies to Gervinho and Santos. AW has frequently been quoted that these players need at least 6 months to bed in, so when you lose your best two players in Cesc and Nasri (when on form) why oh why doesn’t Wenger buy from within the PL?

Our wage structure is definitely wrong especially when you see our total annual wage bill.I am not picking on Jenkinson but  just as an example  are we now shopping at Asda for back up players to strengthen the squad to win trophies?

Frimpong, Jenkinson, Gervinho, Lansbury, Ramsey, Gibbs, Coquelin, Chamberlain and Park hopefully will eventually add strength to the team but knowing Wenger at least the last three named will get limited opportunities even if they keep scoring goals, or with Le Coq at Spurs be the man of the match and there are doubts about Gibbs in ability and the inevitable “liable to be injury prone”.

Why not keep a player in the team when he is on form instead of demoting him ? Is that a confidence booster? Was it a right decision to loan out Bendtner (who now vows never to come back) and keep Chamakh ?

Why has Vela been loaned out three times.He is either good enough or not to be given a chance in the first team ?

Is Benayoun a short term loan answer ?

Why did Arteta get a four year contract at the age of 29.(without having a medical as there was no time) is that the Arsenal of old ?

Why does the manager who has a world wide scouting system have players assessed countless times and often then takes their natural instincts and abilities away from them to play Wengerball ? We often finish up with an attack made up of clones of each other and the thrill of seeing an individual moment is a rarity these days.

I doubt Arshavin or Rosicky will last more than this season.Arshavin is the second highest wage earner and regardless of stats he is a luxury.

After our worst start since 1973 we get Gazidis telling us Wenger has a job for life and has complete control and now the timing two days ago that if we miss CL football this season we can handle it financially, IMO is already an admission that we are in transition yet again and their is a slim chance of any reasonable success this year or even a few more years.Is that what the fans really want to hear ?

Every statement sounds like it is coming from a bank not a top football club, and for us not to expect too much on the field but financially we have no worries.

I read on here recently that corporate boxes are available for a number of games and of course in a recession advertising and corporate budgets are trimmed. It’s likely that lack of interest is due just as much to the recession as the form at the club but still a worry financially.

I would wager RVP will leave followed by Walcott.Why should RVP especially stay when year after year there are promises that we are going to buy quality only to read months later that we just missed out, or we go to a lower tier and to an extent take a gamble that a player purchased will fit into our rigid system of playing and more so be a benefit to the team by adding quality.

dandan and others will say it’s “only a game” and he like myself and many others realise the true meaning of  double dip recession that will effect us all, but our fall from grace is dramatic and could have been avoided to an extent. The short comings in the side after the Invincibles were there to be seen especially the over 30 policy which appears to be different for every player, and remember that was before the City takeover and what I would like to hear is a real statement of intent from Kroenke.

There is an uneasy feeling as to what is exactly going on at the club,and too many questions that remain unanswered at this moment in time. It’s difficult to predict how our season will pan out. There is no question in my mind that Kroenke, Gazidis, Law and Wenger do not gel, and that is a bad omen, and yet today I read that Wenger will pick his own successor which comes as no surprise to me.

Finally the big question for me is that Wenger may have lost the respect of some players from unfulfilled promises and that creates an uneasy harmony within the squad.

 

What do you think ?  (apart from so many question marks )

 

Written by kelsey


Why did Arsenal become ordinary?

October 8, 2011

Written by gunnerN5

The period from 1996/7 to 2010/11 has been magical for us Arsenal supporters. We’ve been fortunate enough to have seen an English club play Wengerball.

Never in our 125 year history have Arsenal supporters been able to watch such exquisite football played by such a World class assembly of players. They won 3 EPL titles and 4 FA Cups, which included two doubles

We’ve had the extraordinary pleasure of watching an assembly of players the likes of which have not blessed our pitches since the Herbert Chapman era of the 1930’s.

To name just a few —

Adams, Bergkamp, Campbell, Cole, Dixon, Fabregas, Gilberto, Henry, Ljungberg, Overmayers, Petit, Pires, Seaman, Vieira, Wtnterburn,Wright et. al.

The memories of their incredible achievements and the wonderful skills of these players will be etched in our memories for eons.

But; here we are today, in doldrums at the start of the 2011/12 season – 7 games in and we look positively ordinary. We still play attractive football arguably the most attractive in the EPL, however the rest of the league sussed that out a few seasons back and they’ve adjusted their defences against us accordingly.

Questions linger and beg to be answered –

Who caused this to happen?

What has happened to our club?

Why are we ordinary?

Where are the leaders?

When will it get better?

Will it get better?

There is nothing worse for a supporter than to experience a “no hope season”, or heaven forbid a “no hope period”.

We no longer have a nucleus of high calibre players that we can build a team around; instead we have a group of very talented youngsters that are as yet unproven in the EPL.

This is a chart showing the statistics for the 1st seven games of each of our EPL seasons, this season we have the lowest amount of points, the highest goals against and the third least amount of goals scored.

Nothing is right –

Why did our team become ordinary?


London Cloney is the future

October 7, 2011

Some time ago I wrote a post about my best ever Arsenal Eleven, I think it was during another interlull, or maybe the phoney window. I promised a post for Peaches and without anything new to write about I have decided to kind of rehash that premise. Someone mentioned recently that a better use for cloning Dolly the Sheep would have been to clone Tony Adams.

I’ll go one further, with £100m plus in the bank and a Russian billionaire at our disposal, and the promise by Gazidis of more investment in our Academy and training facilities I have a cunning plan, one that will see us dominate the leagues for many years to come. Micky has created Arsenaldom so any human rights or cruelty issues should not be an issue.

The plan is a genetic cloning facility to be built at Colney a very specific clone that gives us great players in every position. We can call it London Cloney and it will be our Area51.

The key to this plan is that every player will be interchangeable, so injuries will never affect us again. We can have a few different recipes for different positions. My suggestions are as follows:

Keeper – there is only one Seaman so we can get cracking on that one easy, should be easy to get Dave to contribute to the cause.

Defender: The slide tackle of Winterburn, the heading of Bould, the heart of Adams, the harassment of Keown, the grace of O’Leary, the stare of Lauren.

Midfield: The tackling of Viera, the runs of Freddie, the vision of Bergkamp, the timing of Cesc, the cross of Limpar.

Forwards: the instinct of Wrighty and everything else from Thierry.

Now obviously we will need a birthing mother for these clones and whilst  I know there are a few ladies who visit this site that would jump at the chance of gathering the DNA required I figured we should not stop the process here.

So enter laboratory left the Arsenal Ladies all conquering team for the last decade or two.

This is the future my friends, or about as likely as expecting an influx of £200k per week footballers from around the globe. Either way we will get the team everyone is calling for and we will see Arsenal not just challenge for but win every trophy every year, that’ll make it worth supporting them again, won’t it?

Written by Gooner in Exile


Stand up and fight!

October 6, 2011

Written by Oz Gunner


Theodore Roosevelt once said:

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”

It is undoubtedly my favourite quote of all time as it epitomizes what every athlete should deliver. Looking across the arsenal squad, there aren’t too many who could look themselves in the mirror and say they give their all to the team, to the fans, and for that great badge they wear. Robin Van Persie tries valiantly; Jack Wilshere leaves the whole kit and caboodle out on the pitch, as does Thomas Vermaelen. Who else? Maybe Szczesny, Song, and the young ones Coquelin and Frimpong. For a great team that houses a large squad this isn’t good enough, and when we are struggling or the pressure is on, the results are showing (The Carling Cup loss, both matches against the scum last year, manure game, Blackburn, and so forth).

Arsene has shown faith to a lot of players over the years, and it’s about time the team stood up as one and stop letting him take the heat. ‘Mr Arsenal’ Adams, Keown, Winterburn, Parlour, Rocky, Bould, Pires, Bergkamp, and players of the same mould throughout Arsenal’s great history wouldn’t stand for it. The passionless/lethargic jogger Denilson has left (hopefully to never return), Na$ri the traitor has sold his soul to the club that typifies everything that is wrong with football at the moment MAN CITY, and Cesc who many regard as an Arsenal legend has gone home (I cannot agree with it myself, legend is a word used too loosely in this day and age and grouping him with others legends of the club does them a disservice. Yes he longed to go home, but the way he left along with certain misdemeanours such as the barca backheel, the Tottenham handball (17 years of victory against our enemies down the drain), not showing up to the last game of the season, and going into hiding when the media circus went on has left a bitter taste in my mouth). The defectors have gone and with it hopefully comes a more united Arsenal.

‘Prince Robin’ should not have been alone when challenged by several Blackburn players, our great captain needed support, yet no one came.  When we are lacking inspiration someone should stand up and inspire the team with a bone-crunching (yet fair) tackle, a long chase from behind, or a great solo run. The fans also have a big role to play in this, some have given up and have chosen to ridicule Arsene and the team, and seem to want us to lose so they can spout ‘I told you so.’ I don’t know what they hope to achieve from this because Arsene is the best man for the job (yes he’s not without his faults, but name someone who could do better). While others staunchly stick by the team with unwavering loyalty, and this is what the team needs more of, without it the small amount of confidence that the team has left will disintegrate.

The team is being built from scratch, and hopefully along with it a siege mentality will be imparted. Arsenal will be back, we will win titles again, but it’s the players and fans that need to stand up and fight! Courage, loyalty and passion needed to be shown.

I give up my castle and lands. Here is my domain. Within this metal skin. And I pledge all that I still own; Muscle, bone, blood and the heart that pumps it to the mighty ARSENAL!


Give Chamakh more starts, and Arsenal might be all right again.

October 5, 2011


 

 

A passionate defence of an underrated Gunner, who deserves more respect!

Marouane Chamakh is an enigma to me. My gut feeling tells me he is a very important player for us, and yet his performances to date have been regarded as unimpressive.

Unimpressive if you compare him to Robin van Persie, and look at the hard stats of ‘total goals scored’ and ‘goals scored per game’; unimpressive if you study his body language – he seems uninterested, and unhappy with himself, and isolated and lost amongst his teammates. But statistics and perceptions are not all and everything, and I have learned to trust my gut feeling a bit more over the years.

Recently, the super-gelled Moroccan has come under some fierce criticism from fellow Gooners, and I feel a need to stand up for him. I believe Chamakh is a vital player for Arsenal and – here comes the controversial part – not as a sub, or a so called bench warmer, a squad player, no: Marouane’s real importance for Arsenal is to lead our attack from the start far more regularly.

I can imagine you saying now: you are a mad man: have you seen him recently? He just scored one goal and missed many opportunities – he is rubbish, get rid of him. Chamakh started three games for Arsenal this season: Udinese, Shrewsbury and Olympiakos, all three home games, and all three we won. RvP started 9 games in the same period of which we only won 3, drew 2 and lost 4. I can imagine you saying now: RvP has been (one of) our best player(s) and our bad start to the season has nothing to do with him: our problems lay somewhere else. I would ago along with that for now: it is early days and we have had to endure a topsy-turvy start to this season, so it would be wrong to pull any conclusions yet. Still, it is not unremarkable that we won 3 out of 3 when Marouane started for us in recent games.

I am not that keen on statistics. In fact, I can hardly listen to SKY Sports live commentary anymore, for the simple fact that statistics are thrown at us constantly, and very often these are totally useless and distract us from watching the game in peace. They like to use stats to have an indirect dig at Arsenal, cleverly leaving it to us to pull their (readily projected) conclusions. However, I realise I cannot say on this blog that Marouane Chamakh should get more starts, simply based on my gut feeling. So, I did some statistical homework regarding the previous season, and this is what I found:

Marouane Chamakh:

Started:  27 games (all competitions/ Arsenal only).

Team Goals during MC games started:   65 goals – on average 2.41 team goals per game.

Individual goals during MC games started: 11 goals – on average 0.41 individual goals per game.

Games won during MC games started: 16 wins – of all games started with MC 59% were won.

Games drew during MC games started: 6 draws.

Games lost during MC games started: 5 defeats.

Robin van Persie:

Started:  26 games (all competitions/ Arsenal only).

Team Goals during RvP games started: 48 goals – on average 1.85 team goals per game.

Individual goals during RvP games started: 18 goals – on average 0.69 individual goals per game.

Games won during RvP games started: 13 wins – of all games started with RvP 50% were won.

Games drew during RvP games started: 6 draws.

Games lost during RvP games started: 7 defeats.

So my gut feeling was right all along: Chamakh is an important player for us and compares well with Robin van Persie.

In fact, when Chamakh started for Arsenal during the 2010-2011 season, we scored significantly more goals (2.41 goals per game compared to 1.85 for RvP) and we won more games (59% compared to 50%) than when RvP started during that same period. Yet, the latter one is loved and respected and the former is, shall we say, less appreciated. You might say that MC is a striker and he should be judged on his goal scoring record, but for me that does not matter anywhere near as much as his contributions to us winning games. And btw, 0.41 goals per game is not bad at all. RvP’s 0.69 goals per started game is of course phenomenal, but if Arsenal – as a team – score less goals and win less games then this is, overall, less valuable to us.

For me, there are two reasons why Chamakh is less appreciated. Firstly, he is far less effective as a substitute. Marouane is simply not a super-sub and will probably never be one, but this is having a big impact on how he is perceived. Secondly, his contributions to our team are far less visible then those of RvP. He works hard and often with his back towards the goal, linking well with his fellow attacking midfielders, creating space and opportunities for them. This will not get him into the big headlines, as strikers are almost entirely judges on goals and assists – the curse of statistics.

When RvP plays, other attacking players appear to work hard to get him in goal-scoring positions – in a way ‘outsourcing’ the responsibility of scoring goals to him only. When Chamakh plays in games from the start, there appears to be more collective responsibility for scoring goals and he works hard to allow the midfield to move forward into the danger area, and to put his fellow attackers in positions to score goals. Of course, like every other Gooner, I would like him to be more selfish and hungry at times, but as the stats above indicate, his role and contributions to our team are more valuable to us than we think.

To give you an illustration of this: the other day, against Olympiakos, Chamakh was heavily criticised for his performance. He did not score, wasted a couple of good opportunities, and he did also not have any direct assists. Yet, both goals would not have happened if it was not for him. For the first one, he took defenders with him into the box, whilst the Ox was left with space to take, relatively unhindered, a shot from the best possible position (he took it well, mind you!). For the second one, he created the space for Santos to take a shot to the near post of the goalkeeper, who had no choice but to get a bit closer to Chamakh, so Santos could not play him in. You might say, I am clutching at straws, but football is a team sport and it’s often those sort of relatively small things that can make a real difference to whether goals are scored or not, or whether we win or lose.

Chamakh deserves more respect from us and, I for one, hope that he will get to start a lot more games for Arsenal this season.

Chamakh oh Chamakh
Not scoring, yet winning still
unveil your merit!

TotalArsenal.


The Kingdom of Arsenal.

October 4, 2011

Written by MickyDidIt89

Shrouded in a cloak of despondency as I was yesterday, to say nothing of a virus that will almost certainly condemn me to time in intensive care, I retired to bed last night with several bottles of stimulants lapping within, only to awake this morning with the thought that the only way forward was to adopt a siege mentality. Up with the drawbridge and down with the portcullis kind of stuff. All this castle speak brings me on to my brilliant idea. Now while I am very well known to myself for my brilliant ideas, I genuinely feel I have unearthed a solution and an opportunity that the more vapid observer will have failed to spot.

We, The Arsenal, ought to break away and form an Independent State. Stay with me for a moment, this is not so silly. Think Monaco or even The Vatican for that matter. I mean how hard could it possibly be? Ok, so we are going to have to seize some territory from the good people of Islington, but we already own large chunks of what we need. I would like to see Highbury returned to its rightful owners and become The Barracks. These would naturally house The Red and White Army.

Of course life would be Tax Free for anyone working within our borders, and as such, we will become stinking rich overnight without the need for sugar daddies. So it would be goodbye to Stan and Usmanov and hello to a new leader. Now for the sensitive bit.  A Republic or a Monarchy. On this issue I welcome suggestions, although as someone who likes his history and continuity (which is why I have always been a fan of the Hillwoodies), I propose the latter. Either way, we have the chance to spawn a new dynasty.

I understand there would be one or two things to sort out. Season Tickets are replaced by passports. That is simple enough. Our King (or Queen) would have limited powers under the new constitution. Naturally, due to our enormous new found wealth, alcohol would be free and available before, during and after all games. Of course we would find ourselves liberated from the beaurocratic shackles of Islington Health and Safety to say nothing of  Brussels or UEFA. Just think of the opportunities. Independent TV Rights. This list is endless and all good.

Frankly, I fail to see flaws, obstacles or any downside whatsoever.

King Tone works for me.

Now where are those pills?


Monday Morning Reds – Lost in Transition

October 3, 2011

Another Monday morning and off to work for many faced with the negative banter that an Arsenal defeat brings. But worse, not just any defeat the Spuds have turned us over, years of disingenuous crowing at our North London neighbours is coming home to roost today. All that “I can’t wait to get to work” of previous years, doesn’t work so well today does it?

To make it worse we Gooners have that sick feeling that all is not fair in our footballworld, another improbable killer goal hit from outside the area  just like the efforts in recent years by Bentley and Rose. How many first team appearances have those two made since, did they ever score again?

Having pulled back from another refereeing disaster, when he missed in the build up to the first goal a blatant hand ball that my cat would have spotted and she has been dead 5 years, bless her. You would have thought that was enough, but no, not this day not after all the pain we have inflicted on the spuds at their manor in years gone by. What self-respecting Gooner doesn’t know that we have won the league more times at the lane than the Lilywhites themselves? So take your victory you spuds, enjoy it doubly, knowing but not admitting that it was a mickey mouse win. Give us back our stick, whilst smirking at the thought that we have lost our most experienced and effective defender with a broken leg.

So is it the end of the world?  Nah, never, we face a tough season yes, injuries as ever drag us down, I wonder how long before some joker on a blog blames the medical team for Sagna’s injury. We have been here before, tough seasons are nothing new. What is new is the blog world and its outpourings of guilt, bile and criticism.  Well let’s have it today and then recognise yesterday for what it was, a brave if less than perfect performance by a team in turmoil from injury and change.

They say that “those who the gods wish to destroy they first make mad”, well it’s up to you fans, if you want to destroy our great club keep on being mad at players and staff. On the other hand if you wish to carry us through and back to greater heights, do what us older fans have done with generations of past Arsenal teams support them through their suffering, accept  it isn’t our year, but it is our team and look forward to the circle turning, Lady luck smiling on us and better days ahead.


Match report

A defeat at the hands of those shag-eared canker-blossoms from down the road always hurts.

It’s even worse when the defeat is LITERALLY at their hands (or, rather, their arm in this case).

And there was an outpouring of understandable negativity in the Arsenal Arsenal comments last night.

The aim of this match report is to offer a bit of perspective and to look for the positives out of what was, in the end, a disappointing day.

Overall it was a fairly even game between two decent teams. I would say we shaded it and deserved at least a point, probably all three.

The Spuds started brightly and gave us a few scares, but after the first 10 minutes we took complete control of midfield and looked the better side.

Gervinho had a great chance to put us ahead but shanked a low shot just past the post – what’s happened to his pre-season form, when he was banging them in for fun?

People will slag him off, but he was always willing to take on the defenders and regularly got past them, even if his ensuing use of the ball was less than perfect. Maybe he needs to polish that great domed forehead a bit more to blind the opposition.

Song, after a dodgy few minutes, settled in to his defensive duties really well, but his passing was off-key, frustratingly leading to us losing hard-earned possession without making the scumbags work for it.

Ramsey was busy, but his passing was also well off and several times in the final third he took the wrong option, killing promising attacking moves. I wrote a piece supporting Aaron last week, but he did not cover himself in glory in the NLD.

Just before Van-der-Cheat scored the opener we were looking very comfortable and I was beginning to relax. Silly me.

A quick counter-attack, a pass out to the left of the box from the otherwise ineffectual Adebarndoor and Van-der-Cheat clearly brought the ball down with his left arm before passing it into the net.

Such is our luck with decisions these days that neither the lino nor the ref spotted it, although I felt our closest defenders (mainly the BFG) could have done more in making vociferous appeals for handball.

Half time 0-1.

The start of the second half was delayed because of a problem with one of the goal nets. Apparently Harry got a job lot from a bloke down the market.

For the first few minutes of the second half we again looked shaky, but then Song made a powerful run from the back, got to the by-line like a winger and put in a good cross. Aaron Ramsey was on hand to skillfully divert the ball into the roof of the net.

When it came to passing, Ramsey’s radar appeared to have been borrowed from the Exxon Valdez, but he showed his ability to be in the box at the right time (a rare skill among Arsenal players in recent years) and will continue to score goals for us.

Following the goal we completely dominated the game for about 20 minutes and could have had a couple more, but our attacks were frustratingly breaking down at the vital moment.

Then Sagna landed badly after a challenge by the touchline and went off on a stretcher with what is being reported is a broken leg. Jenkinson came on but our rhythm was disturbed and when Twitchy took the Cheat off and replaced him with the more combative Sandro, the game fell back into the balance again.

The second Spud goal game from a wicked long shot by Walker – another Danny Rose moment. If I was Walker I’d be worried that I was about to disappear without trace, just like Rose. The ball swerved viciously just before reaching Szczesney, who I thought did well to get a hand to it.

But in the run-up our defence looked far more stretched than it should have been at 1-1 in a NLD away from home: the familiar feeling of us chasing the win when we might have been better off shutting up shop for the point.

After that we huffed and puffed but never really looked like scoring and, far too often, we gave the ball away when not under direct pressure – a result of either nerves or tiredness.

Some perennial issues about the defence were raised: why were we playing such a high line? I don’t know the answer to that, but it seemed to work in terms of reducing the amount of Spud attempts on goal. The defenders were talking to each other and the offside trap worked well on several occasions.

This was a much easier defeat to take than some of the recent capitulations (against the Spuds and others). We played some good football, we looked the better team for most of the game and everyone seemed to give their all. I just don’t get the comments made last night about our players not trying.

We are a team in transition, following the extremely late moves we made in the transfer window and the succession of injuries and suspensions that have blighted us ever since. Apparently we have used more players in our EPL games this year than any other team (27, to be exact).

Players are still learning to work together and the hardest part to get right in this respect is in the final third. But we showed enough to make me believe it will come good sooner rather than later.

I thought there were many encouraging signs and some very promising performances, notably from Szczesney, Gibbs, Song, Mertesacker and Coquelin.

If the referee or linesman had spotted the Cheat’s handball, if Szczesney had managed a slightly firmer touch on Walker’s shot, if Gervinho had buried his (relatively) easy chance we might well be celebrating a win.

All the pundits have no hesitation in counting the Spuds and Liverpool as serious contenders for fourth place. We have played both and have been better than both, despite the fact that we don’t have a single point to show for either game.

It’s fashionable to slate Arsenal right now, but we’re in better shape than our league position indicates.

Player Ratings

Szczesney:  Made some top class saves and the second goal was a harder save than it looked. 7

Sagna:  Did well to keep Bale quiet and was his usual dependable self until the unfortunate injury. 6

Mertesacker: Played well overall, even though the high line probably doesn’t suit him. Got a bit lost for the first goal. 6

Song: Had Adebarndoor in his pocket for most of the match. His passing was occasionally erratic. 6.5

Gibbs: Worked well up and down the line all day long. His best game for us this season, although a couple of times he found himself the wrong side of his man. 7

Ramsey: Hard working but his passing touch was off all game. An extra point for the goal though. 5.5

Arteta: Good game without overly imposing himself. He always has time, seldom loses the ball and was the oil in our midfield engine. 6

Coquelin: What a prospect this boy is. Tackling, passing and positional play were all very good. He faded, but is definitely ahead of Frimpong in his development. MoTM, 7.5

Walcott: Did what he could, including trying a few long shots, but things didn’t quite come off. 6

Gervinho: I like his willingness to take on defenders but his end product needs to improve. Should have opened the scoring for us. 6

Van Persie: Showed his class whenever he had the ball, but the understanding with our front three is not quite there yet. 7

Subs
Jenkinson: I thought he did well when he came on, although he was not able to contain Bale as well as Sagna had. 6

Benayoun: Hustled and bustled, but couldn’t make anything happen. 6

Arshavin: Didn’t have much time to change things. But he’s the sort of player you’d hope would pull out a moment of magic. Sadly, he’s all muggle and no wizard at the moment.

Written by dandan and match report by RockyLives


The Road to Hell.

October 2, 2011

In my youth Highbury was a less than salubrious place (sorry to those who grew up there!). Coming from a leafier part of North London the journey on the 210 bus seemed like entering a foreign land. How things have changed. Today the squares of Highbury and Islington are seriously des. res.. Sadly but unsurprisingly  the reverse has happened to Tottenham which has been directly reflected in the success of our football teams.

Despite last season’s loss at home, the first since the Blitz, we have a fantastic record against the blue-bellies. Recent history has seen Arsenal gift big leads and collapse under pressure – the 4-4 still hurts. We have already seen some the same from our team this season and as such the fans are fearful.

Can we beat the beetle-headed miscreants that slither out of the tunnel at  N17?

For the first time in many  seasons we go into the game as underdogs. Hard to believe but true. Redknapp has assembled a fine squad of players (OK Kelsey) who are in very good form.  There is hardly an area of the pitch that Spurs are weak – perhaps they lack a decent left back plus their GK is old enough to be Szczesny’s father. The loan signing of the comedy villain was a superb piece of business by Harry which, at least temporarily, will solve his goal scoring problems. If one were to take a straw poll of Arsenal supporters prior to the game asking the question “Do you expect Adebayor to score?”, there would be a 90% Yes vote which indicates the fear factor.

Thankfully we have a few players returning from injury – Gervinho, Benayoun and Walcott, but crucially not Koscielny. The BFG + Song CB combo worked well but we needed Song in midfield, sadly that seems unlikely as Miguel  and Squillaci are injured. We are now likely to see a midfield of Ramsey Frimpong, Arteta and Benayoun. Spurs midfield is strong and enhanced by the signing of Parker – were his wages the stumbling block to our signing him?

Santos or Gibbs? Gibbs was rested on Weds which indicates that will start. Not my choice but I have no access to the training ground. I like the promise of Santos – he looks hard.

Arshavin or Benayoun or Gervinho? Arshavin played midweek but following his less than explosive display he must be raring to go today. Does Mr. Wenger gamble with the more attacking Gervinho? Your guess is as good as mine. Does he play a traditional 4-3-3 or  a more secure defensive 4-4-2?

The defence. We all know the problems. The introduction of zonal marking, the loss of TV, the lack of communication, the loss of form and confidence. I believe we are learning and are on the way to having a better defence based around a superb keeper. There is no question today will be a hard test; in Bale, VDV, Ade, Defoe/Lennon and Modric Spurs have formidable weapons, but our boys have to show they can defend against the best otherwise we must accept we need further strengthening.

My team:

Yes I know – it is not really a 4-3-3 but I believe we should pack our midfield  reducing the potency of their pace and rely upon Theo to take advantage of the space created further forward. Plus it would be good to start Benayoun at what should be his home ground 😉   We can bring on Gervinho in the unlikely event of our being behind in the final 20 minutes.

There are not too many inventors who have crawled out of the cesspit, but Rowland HIll who established the Penny Post and introduced the postage stamp was born in Tottenham and went to Bruce Castle School, unsurprisingly he died in his home in Hampstead.

In answer to my earlier question of  “Can we beat the milk-livered fops?”, well of course we can. RvP is on fire, Theo has found some strength, we are due a goal from Ramsey, Song has rediscovered his shooting boots and we can score from set pieces. Plus we have the confidence garnered from a 3 game winning run.

I cycled home last night thinking about how many people could get behind London’s sofa  – it will be that kind of game.

COYRRG

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