Spurs: You can’t make a Silk purse from a Pig’s ear

Can Arsenal win this afternoon? Reading some of the rubbish written by various Arsenal websites it would appear not. Others say that even if we beat Spurs, it matters not, because it only papers over the cracks (sorry Rasp 😀 ).

Two 5-2’s say different because what have been the highlights of the last two season’s? Have they been to play in Munich or at home to Dortmund? Perhaps beating Man City at the Emirates in 2012? No, the highlight for almost every Gooner are the thrashings of the cave-dwelling, pond-life from down the road.

Those of a nervous disposition point to the hundred million spent by the N17 mugs, but as indicated in the post headline ….. put a slapper in a fur coat and she is still a slapper. Of course, there is the possibility of a monkey typing Hamlet and one must accept that one day we will fail to look down upon them, but first 11 against first 11, we remain better than them.

Credit where credit is due – selling an ape and buying a zoo with the proceeds is fine work. Even a top negotiator like David Dein would be proud, though it remains to be seen whether AVB can get in the circus trainers to create a functioning team. Carrots, a whip, dog treats and some apples will encourage the process.

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AVB working with his new signings.

In the two previous home NLD’s we have given them at least a goal start and then started playing ; such generosity is unnecessary and we need to tighten up. Despite the gulf in class and quality, care must be taken.

Spurs: It will be interesting to see how many of the new signings start. I doubt AVB will make wholesale changes to a team which has won all it’s games this season. Lamela, Eriksen and the horrific looking CB they have brought in from the Gulags are probably not registered yet.

And what of Adebayor and Defoe ? We might despair at Bendtner but Spurs have more deadwood than the Mary Rose.

A short paragraph of my true thoughts about Spurs.  They will be a major threat to AFC this season. From the reputations of the players brought in, they have bought wisely – a mixture of experience and exciting youth. It must be an interesting time to be a Cave Dweller.

Their defence looks solid-. Lloris has improved and appears to be a top GK.  I was much impressed by Danny Rose last season and in Kyle Walker they have real pace at the back. Vertonghen should be playing in red and white, a poor, poor decision from AW not to sign him.  Dawson is their weak link – we must attack him.

In midfield the improvement is huge. Sandro, Dembele, Paulinho and Capoue are formidable opponents, add in the creativity of the soon to arrive Eriksen and Spurs look very strong.

Upfront, Soldado was very expensive but had a decent strike record at Valencia. And what do we make of Andros Townsend? Is he the new Apeboy or just another Lemon?

I stated at the beginning of last season that AVB would be Spurs best signing for decades. Let us hope I am wrong.

Arsenal:

The injury to Podolski could be costly as we have very little attacking bite on the bench. Sanogo, good as he will be, doesn’t excite. With Ox out as well, Mr Wenger is almost forced to play Cazorla out on the left or continue with Gibbs in front of Monreal.

We need a return to the defensive cohesion we saw at the end of last season and the return of Koscielny is good news. Sagna has been excellent at CB but I prefer him to Jenks at RB.

Midfield will be where the game is won. This game cries out of the discipline and experience of Arteta, but if our little fellows can run the legs off their more physical opponents we will find space for Theo to hurt them.

Giroud. IF Oliver can convert the chances he is sure to have we will win. In my opinion, OG and Theo are  the central figures in the game.

My team:

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We are seriously lacking on the bench. Gnabry, Frimpong, Sanogo ?? We need bodies. The signing of Flamini in time for the NLD could be important.

The referee is Michael Oliver. His performance will be vital. We have seen young Jack get a right good kicking in almost every game he plays; rotational fouling has become the norm. There is little doubt that AVB will send out his midfield with orders to be very physical and it is up to Oliver to make sure they play within the rules. I doubt whether he will be up to the task but trust he is better than the idiot we had against Villa. There are sure to be controversial calls and let us hope he gets them right. As always, check out Untold Arsenal to get referee stats.

Today will be one of the most interesting and nerve-racking NLD’s of recent times. Are the new Spurs the real deal or just Johnny Come Lateleys?

So, referring back to the opening sentence of the post, of course we can.

Believe.

COYRRG

written by Big Raddy

19 Responses to Spurs: You can’t make a Silk purse from a Pig’s ear

  1. kelsey's avatar kelsey says:

    2 Sagna’s, interesting 🙂

  2. Norfolk Gooner's avatar Norfolk Gooner says:

    Bacary Sagna a right back and his twin brother at centre back, formidable! 😀

  3. Norfolk Gooner's avatar Norfolk Gooner says:

    You beat me to it Kelsey. 😀

  4. Rasp is just gonna deal with the two Sagna’s

  5. Big Raddy's avatar Big Raddy says:

    This is just one of the problems of having such a small quad 😀

  6. MickyDidIt89's avatar MickyDidIt89 says:

    That is a brilliant Big Raddy, Big Raddy.

    On team selection, I really don’t like anything but Santi in the middle orchestrating things. So, whether I’d go Rosicky left, or as you suggest Gibbs ahead of Monreal, I’m not sure.

  7. MickyDidIt89's avatar MickyDidIt89 says:

    Quality thinking Raddy,

    Three Santis next time?

  8. MickyDidIt89's avatar MickyDidIt89 says:

    Right, I won’t be back on here until tonight, so have a great day everyone.

    Come on you Gunnnnnners

  9. chas's avatar chas says:

    Two Bacary Sagnas, We’ve got two Bacary Sagnas……

    Number 1 is Perry Groves,
    Number 2 is Perry Groves,
    Number 3 is Perry Groves……

    Nice pre-match, BR.
    From what I can remember every single NLD I’ve ever been alive for has been the most nerve-wracking yet. Who needs laxatives?

    Love the picture with Aaron Lemon enjoying himself in the hamster wheel.

  10. Broken Winged Bird's avatar njstone9 says:

    According to the BBC, Gerrard says that if Liverpool don’t qualify for the CL this season then Suarez can leave with his head held high and go to RM, Barca or Bayern.

    Wasn’t that what they told him last year?

    And if Gerrard thinks that only those three clubs are a step up from Liverpool, is he mad? Arsenal may not be in those clubs’ league but we’re in the CL proper while Liverpool aren’t in Europe at all. How can Arsenal not be a step up? At least say it’s a small step up!

  11. We haven’t come up on NewsNow, obviously Spurs and Pigs is a blocked combination 😛

    I’ll keep looking but we might have to change the title and re-post

  12. Rasp's avatar Rasp says:

    Apologies Raddy, we only have 1 Sagna now.

  13. Sam The Man's avatar Sam The Man says:

    Hi everyone.
    I’m Sam The Man, a Yank from New York, and a Gooner!

    And I have a little story and a little film for you all.
    In 2012 I treated myself to a (cold) holiday in lovely England to deliberately coincide with the big encounter versus Tottenham Hotspur. At a big bar called The Tavern I was lucky enough to meet many Arsenal fans, one in particular who blogs on this very website.

    To cut my story short, the opportunity arose to film the guy in debate with a Tottenham supporter. Both readily agreed to my request when I mentioned a beer or two was on offer as a gesture of thanks. We filmed in a nearby cute little park called Finsbury.

    The “Arsenal Arsenal” guy in question goes by the name of CHAS.

    My ‘movie’ is now on YouTube (hope you don’t mind, Chas, ol’ buddy).
    CAUTION: contains some rather ‘ribald’ language.
    Just click on the link directly below.

  14. Big Raddy's avatar Big Raddy says:

    Peaches/Rasp.

    How about changing it to a Sow’s ear (which is correct ) or take out the Spurs?

  15. chas – you’re famous 😆

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