Written by MickyDidIt89
Shrouded in a cloak of despondency as I was yesterday, to say nothing of a virus that will almost certainly condemn me to time in intensive care, I retired to bed last night with several bottles of stimulants lapping within, only to awake this morning with the thought that the only way forward was to adopt a siege mentality. Up with the drawbridge and down with the portcullis kind of stuff. All this castle speak brings me on to my brilliant idea. Now while I am very well known to myself for my brilliant ideas, I genuinely feel I have unearthed a solution and an opportunity that the more vapid observer will have failed to spot.
We, The Arsenal, ought to break away and form an Independent State. Stay with me for a moment, this is not so silly. Think Monaco or even The Vatican for that matter. I mean how hard could it possibly be? Ok, so we are going to have to seize some territory from the good people of Islington, but we already own large chunks of what we need. I would like to see Highbury returned to its rightful owners and become The Barracks. These would naturally house The Red and White Army.
Of course life would be Tax Free for anyone working within our borders, and as such, we will become stinking rich overnight without the need for sugar daddies. So it would be goodbye to Stan and Usmanov and hello to a new leader. Now for the sensitive bit. A Republic or a Monarchy. On this issue I welcome suggestions, although as someone who likes his history and continuity (which is why I have always been a fan of the Hillwoodies), I propose the latter. Either way, we have the chance to spawn a new dynasty.
I understand there would be one or two things to sort out. Season Tickets are replaced by passports. That is simple enough. Our King (or Queen) would have limited powers under the new constitution. Naturally, due to our enormous new found wealth, alcohol would be free and available before, during and after all games. Of course we would find ourselves liberated from the beaurocratic shackles of Islington Health and Safety to say nothing of Brussels or UEFA. Just think of the opportunities. Independent TV Rights. This list is endless and all good.
Frankly, I fail to see flaws, obstacles or any downside whatsoever.
King Tone works for me.
Now where are those pills?
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Morning all
Time for a bit of fun ……………
Thank you to Micky – who is really ill today so he may not come out to play – for coming up with a great idea for a post. I think the roads around the stadium should be painted red and white anyway 🙂
Excellent idea! I’m King! Goonerettes will be required to line up and spawning will commence immediately!
Job done. Next?? 🙂
Anyone trying to usurp the Crown – me – will be summarily exiled to the Land of the Dreaded Spud, forthwith!
Fithwith, I will need a Knight of the Vid – and henceforth or is it hencefith? I appoint Sir Chas-a-Lot.
Sixwith, Peacher will become Queen — and all that entails!
Micky will become my Court Jester seventhwith!
Applications for other Posts should be forwarded to the Court Chronicler, formerly known as Prince Rasper.
RA,
Trust you to lower the tone when I am in one of my more sober and sensitive states.
Life is just sex, sex, and more sex for you 🙂
Must be a slow news day.
Your Maj, can I suggest that we give priority to the most important positions first – no not those – positions of some power in the Kingdom Of the Arse? no – not those either — but these!
Court Grump
Court Loon
Court-in-the-Act
Your Umble and obsequious Court Chronicler (Formerly known as Prince Rasper)
Brilliant post Micky – superstuff. 😀
A Monarchy for me. In fact we have always been a Monarchy, we just have to bring back our two prodigal sons – The Kings of Highbury. I guess many of you will have seen this video, but I would like to warn you anyway to get some tissues before you start watching it – you might get a bit emotional! Strong stuff those Fisherman’s Friends, hey?
Sorry RA, Dennis and Thierry are our Kings, but they might need a house poet, and most definately a King of Spreadsheets! 🙂
Court Jester (aka Micky)
The King has asked me to let you know you are correct, and there will be a lot more of your 9:57, by Royal Edict, for those who keep on his good side.
Court Chronicler
(formerly known as Prince Rasper)
RA,
Thank you for your efforts. I have a feeling we have a long hideous International break ahead of us. Such a shame we couldn’t go into it on the back of a win.
Treachery, TA.
You will henceeighth be called the Knight of the Traitorous Cur
RA, Court-in-the-Act 🙂
I was had to sack somebody who was court-in-the-act. He, a Supervisor, was having it away with a member of his staff on a table in the ticket office of one of our rural train stations (blinds down, pretending the station was closed…). What a way to go hey?
first ‘was’ = once
Good citizens
Oh how we cried watching the skills of our marvelous Kings in their pomp. Happy or sad – great memories 🙂
Good Sir Micky, trust you to go setting up an independent state, whilst I’m stuck here in Naaarwich, I have appointed myself Official Envoy and am considering using Carrow Road as an Embassy building.
Can I return from exile King Arsethur ?. Camelot is now a ruin and it reigns to much here!. Are you looking for a new Knight to manage the Royal Arsenal ?. I am awaiting with legions of Cornish Gooners with red and white pasties in hand.
arsenal are finished, wenger’s complacency and barsking on previous glory, arsenal board and fans’ reluctance that hes greater than the club has cost arsenal in the long run, and believe me; we will struggle to get quality players.
Oh, Great post court jester. I will send a magic man to fix you, Merlins not here. Melvin will have to do!
Envoy,
Genius, so much I overlooked through the haze of medication. Embassys are brilliant. Diplomatic Immunity can open many doors.
Any news on Bac?
Where is London of the Dungeons? He needs to deal with that miscreant Steven who is spreading vicious attacks on our state from within……2 hours and we have a mutiny on our hands!
I hadn’t thought of Diplomatic Immunity Sir Micky, perhaps I will have to go and see what trouble i can cause in other regions, is decapitation covered by these rules?
I think we could take a fairly liberal stance on decapitation, don’t you?
Hard as I try to avoid all matters football for one day, I need to know about Sagna. Anyone?
I was thinking of a full analysis of our accounts to see how we would gain in this new Kingdom but unfortunately the reports on web are not complete, so we will have to wait until after the 23rd October to take a proper view.
I assume it is at the AGM on that date that our special motion will go through?
Oh shit, I’ve just found out for myself, and here am I trying to avoid bad news for a day.
I’m afraid Sir Micky it ain’t good news, operation yesterday.
He has Twitted the following:
“Hello my friends.thanks for your support.just woke up from surgery and still feel high,lol hope to recover and be back soon.”
The club is saying a minimum of three months, so that takes us until our title charge in February probably
Envoy,
“Title charge” 🙂
Got to love our immigration policy for allowing this young fella to be our goalie
“You cannot make such a statement after a couple of months after our poor start to the season or after just one game, I think Spurs are a great club and they have shown today that they can play really good football, but are they better than Arsenal? I don’t really think so.”
Simple and to the point by good old Wojcech 😀
Micky Jester,
If your symptoms include the trots, I will send my Privy Seal to —- well seal your privy — that could save the life of anyone not giving it 5 minutes.
Envoy to the King,
I caution you to bring me only good news else I will have to lop off your bits, or at least stick you in a chastity belt. (Well it’s novel and will keep you save from the knee toucher!) 🙂
My Lady Peaches,
— your 10:49 – “good citizens” what’s that all about?
Are you festering a revolution already with that Froggie – ‘Liberty, Equality, Fraternity nonsense?
I will have to take you in hand, if this continues! (with any luck) 🙂
I am off about my kingly duties again, swashing and buckling around Highbury and Islington — ’tis tiring being a king these days!!
Excellent piece of international week lunacy Micky. It seems to have rattled a few cages at the assylum, not least King Red Arse – shouldn’t that be spelt…… ‘king Red Arse 😆
Thanks Total, that put a lump in my throat, we will never see a double act like them again. Long live King Dennis of the Orange and King Thierry of Les Blues.
Court Jester,
Congratulations from Snottingham on a fine and timely missive.
We are all duty-bound to remember,
“Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting”
A bit of revised Spike Milligan
…………………………………………………………………………….
Outside the Arsenaldom asylum one day
A Gunner was kicking balls.
When up popped a lunatic who said to him,
Good Morning Gunner Walls,
How much a day do you get for doing that ?
Fifty quid he cried.
He looked at me
With a look of glee
And this is what he cried.
Go to City, you silly bugger, go to City,
I thought you had a bit more sense,
Playing for the Gunners, take my tip
Ask for more pay and the BOD will get all tense
You’ll get a few games a year
And two new kits to besides
Wot,? Fifty quid a week
A wife and a mistress to keep
Go to City, you silly bugger, go to City.
Does Arsenaldom need an Executioner?
My Liege
The Colonies send their greetings and pledge their continuing fealty.
I believe I speak for Sir Gnasher the Fifth and Sir Neamann the Occasional in declaring that the State of Arsenal will always have friends in the New World.
Now, what’s the coat of arms going to be…
Obviously a cannon. But, on either side, how about a Bergkamp Rampant and an Adams Guardant?
Why were King Arsene’s team to tired to play ?
They had too many sleepless Knights………………
Where did Arsene;’s team learn to slay the dragon’s of thye past ?
At knight school………….
Why did King Arsene go to the dentist ?
To get his teeth crowned…………..
Who invented King Arsene’s round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why did King Arsene have a round table?
Because he was no good at corners…………..
Why is this period in Arsene’s career called the “Dark Ages”?
Because there are too many knights…………..
What do you call a mosquito in a metal suit?
A bite in shining armour……….
How did Robin Hood send messages from the forest?
By moss code…….
bloody nutters, the lot of you
When the knight, SIr Fergie got killed at the “Battle of the Grove” what did they put on his grave?
Rust in peace…
How do you find a Princess?
Follow then foot Prince.
What did the dragon say when he saw the knight, Sir Arsene?
Oh no, not more tinned food…….
What was Camelot famous for ?
You got it – it’s knight life……………..
I’m off right now – to polish my axe…………..
A follow up question to Szczesny from that quote earlier.
Why?
“Well, I’m Arsenal fan and whatever happens I will believe in this club”
Surely he has a role in the Home Office of Arsenaldom
Sir Gnasher the Fifth 🙂
Oz, because you have youth, good looks and you are a lot smaller than me, I appoint you Queen’s Knight.
I am setting forth for a while and leaving you in charge of my lady. But be warned by this tale of treachery!
A king prepared to ride off on a quest. Before leaving, he locked up his Queen with a chastity belt and called in his most trusted knight.
He handed him the key and said, “Sir Percival, here is the key to my queen’s honor. Should I fall in battle, it is to you to release her from her belt so she might marry again and resume her female duties.”
He then took his leave and set off on his journey. At the top of a hill, he turned back for one last look at his castle and was surprised to see Sir Percival riding breakneck in pursuit.
“My lord, my lord….wait! he gasped as he galloped up. “You have given me the wrong key!”
Bastard!
RA 😀 vfunny!
My Liege Lord, King Arse, has appointed me as his royal Wizard.
Anf here’s why!
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again!
Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
That’s the time all good witches go to sweep!
What happened when the wizard met the witch?
It was love at first fright!
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When your a mouse!
How do you keep a wizard in suspense?
I’ll tell you tomorrow…!
Long Live the King
Hail the Kingdom of Arsenal, the Mighty Red and Whites
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but is scared of the sea?
A chicken sand-witch.
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters K,E,S,A,M?
One makes spells, the other spells ‘makes’.
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch woman.
It has come to my attention that the USA has been ceded to the Kingdom of Arseland by Yankee Gooners, so here is a joke for them!!
An Englishman, a French guy and an American were exploring Africa, when they were attacked by cannibals.
The cannibal chief said, ‘Well, sorry about dis, but we’re gonna eat your flesh and use your skin for canoes. Tough luck, eh? But you can choose the way you’re gonna die.’
The Englishman said, ‘OK may I have a revolver?’
He blew his brains out, after saying, ‘God save the queen!’
The French guy said, ‘I vill take ze poison.’
He gulped it down and said, ‘Vive la France!’ and died.
The American said, ‘Gimme a fork!’
The chief handed him one, and the yank poked himself all over every inch of his skin with it, and shouted, ‘That’s what I think of your fucking canoe!’
My Liege,
Please let this missive find you in good health.
I send word that I have assembled a fleet of Ford Capri’s to cruise the perimeter of our newly established state in a circular fashion.
Whilst our prime purpose will be to ward of neer do wells and evil doers, it would be remiss of my fleet not to also pick up any young ladies of virtue, for the sating of King Red Arse’s appetite.
To improve the rate of collection of aforementioned young maidens, each Capri shall have a rather large exhaust and furry dice hanging from the mirror.
Always at your service…
Evonia the Legendary, Queen of our Eastern Provinces – please excuse my almost frivolous mention of the furry dice without prior warning. I know how they excite you.
Apologies
Sharkey – not you as well!!! I want to be miserable, wallow in self pity and expect other Gunners to join me, not this Micky nonsense!
Mind you being Polish, I hate all my neighbours,
so I could duly declare the war on Scum, that would learn them to win again
Sir SharkilusSure, 🙂
You are verily a good man and show great regard for your Liege Lord’s welfare.
But I must caution you about the circling of the perimeter in the Fordicus Capris.
Having taken note of the evil Baron Hoddle’s dictum that you must circle the perimeter anti-clockwise else raging demons be let loose in Spud Land, I have to insist that you do precisely that, at twice the usual speed in a 30 mph zone; i.e. 90 mph, in order to increase the potency of the demons.
Let loose the dogs of Football, Sir Sharkey — for Arsenal Land and St Arsene!!
Flaxen Haired Warrior Princess (thats you Evonia !) you seemingly fail to appreciate that as a Commmander of the Fleet I have a solemn duty to uphold in serving my King and (newly formed) Country.
Having just read a book on Vlad the Impaler, I know all too well how some acts of sedition are punished.
I maintain my allegiance.
Ps. Pls pass on my regards to your sister-in-arms, the Raven Haired Warrior Princess. You two should be thankful todays theme is not the Wizard of Oz.
I heed your call to arms King Red Arse.
Always at your service
Evonia, Legendary Queen of the Eastern Provinces,
Heed these words for sadness becomes you not…..
“Self-pity comes so naturally to all of us. The most solid happiness can be shaken by the compassion of a fool.”
Wise words indeed Knight of the VD !
Words that our Flaxen Haired Warrior would do well to heed.
O-yea, O-yea O-yea.
Sir Percy Filth here with some superior puns for your delefication.
Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Sein .
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted – taint yours and taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Knight of the Vd — blimey! 🙂
You are verrily quothsome, Sir Knight!!
Dandan, 🙂
Great stuff Mickey keep at it my friend
All these are famous saying from dandan.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good Evening,’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, ‘In case of emergency, notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR.’
13. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
18. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
19. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
20. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
21. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
22. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
23. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
24. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
25. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
27. A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
28. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.
29. I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
30. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Words of Wisdom “The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
The small medium at large has been found and is to be charged with high treason. We considered a lesser charge of low treason, but felt that an early example had to be made.
I left my coat in the Fordicus Capricious..I’ll go and get it 😦
To all you Lords, Ladies and Gentlefolk of the Kingdom of Arseland, I have an announcement to make.
My Keeper of the Gelt, Sir Ivan of Gadzooks, has informed me my that our coffers are well stacked.
It seems that altho’ the turnover of the Kingdom of Arseland has dropped from £380m to £256m since last year, we have still made a nice profit of £15m which is very welcome.
Sadly, Sir Treacherous Cur, the Royal Human Remains Officer has been paying our vassal players too much in take home pay, and in addition, the Keeper of the Properties, Sir Carlito the Handsome, has not been working hard enough to keep sales up, but, still, everything considered we have got plenticus for a boys knight out on the town.
What say you, Gooners of the Arse? A keg or two in the Tavern? 🙂
You are bloody mad 😉
This was actually said in court, of course in The States
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY:&nb sp; Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
Such a pleasant change on here today.
Well done to all the Court Jesters.
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
well don’t you just love our brothers overseas 🙂
Quite right Sir Kelsey,
I am mad, especially as I pinched nearly all those ancient sayings you have attributed to Dandan long before he pinched them off me! 🙂 Especially my favourite mouse one. 😦
Now I will have to go and pinch some more! 🙂
o yea, o yea, O yea. Let it be known. That this is the wisdom of my leige .Lord Kelsey
Sometimes we have to stop and think, reflect and meditate on the truths we already know in our hearts
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
. . . .Then You Are Probably. . .
The Family Dog!
Sir Kelsey,
You missed this one. circa April 2011.
A car carrying two people crashed in a remote country location. The passenger, in a panic, phoned 911 and the following ensued;
— “Operator, we have been in a crash, my friend is probably dead and we need an ambulance — now”
— “Calm down sir, first we need to make sure your friend is dead!”
— The operator hears a gunshot and then “What do we do now?”
Much abbreviated, but DD can work it up! 🙂
Hi Sir Livers, 🙂
To protect the innocent, I have to admit a number of the exchanges above were perpetrated by the Royal Arse pretending to be others!
Not saying I talk to myself or anything – but it was quiet at times!! 🙂
Anyhoo, a King has to do what a king has to do, so I bid thee farewell and a;
Knight, knight! 🙂
Great stuff Mickey
I didn’t think anything Arsenal related could bring a smile to my face this week but you have done so with your excellent post and for that I thank you.
Just bought a Calos Tevez DVD but the fucker won’t play.
Just nipping to say with my eyelashes fluttering “we haven’t got a post for tomorrow” – let’s see just how gallant you lot are 🙄
Running scared – I knew it 🙄
What?! That real, that deep, that burning, that amazing unconditional, inseparable love
That feel like forever, that always emotional but still exceptional love
Can’t nobody tell me nothing it is what it is
And any mistake you make I, I just may forgive
This is how I feel, also a great song by Cee Lo Green which is worth a listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvLhbZ5q7YM
Wow…loved that tune London.
Talented guy. Masterstroke stroke turning his ‘f**k you’ smash into ‘forget you’ for the national charts.
Raven Haired Warrior Princess, Apologies for not being able to come up with owt. I racked my brains, for somethinng and the only thing in my mind was a piece on Gibbs, but it probably wouldn’t have been complimentary. Perhaps I’d have managed to make it ‘questioning’ but I just couldn’t think beyond about 5 lines worth of content.
I thought about posing ‘some questions’ and struggled with that as well.
Hope someone comes thru for you…
Peaches, I am on the case. Hope to email you something in the next hour.
Thanks for that Irish – you are our connection with the other world 😀
London, that is the final proof that you are, too, a homo sentimentalis 😛
Morning all.
Thank you for entering into the light hearted spirit of things yesterday. I’m afraid it was something of a rushed job and honestly thought it would crash. I underestimated your kindness. I should have known better.
Back later.
@ King RA
i accept the duty.
I give up my castle and lands. Here is my domain. Within this metal skin. And I pledge all that I still own; Muscle, bone, blood and the heart that pumps it!
BEWARE ALL WHO RESIDE IN THE KINGDOM OF ARSENAL!
Those wealthy bastards from the North have been spotted assembling their troops and are heading your way.
Baron Mancini and his Etihad knights, led by those traitors Clichy, Nasri and Toure, have sent Adebayor down to spy on your kingdom. They have received word of your recent frailties and feel now is the time to attack.
You have been warned.
Irish – I love that clip!! And I love Snoop Dogg (and old Eminem too)
From another blog:
The ‘Gin and Juice’ rapper donned an Arsenal kit for the clip, which is part of the promotion for his upcoming UK tour, starting October 7.
Snoop sent the video to Wilshere via Twitter with the message: “Watup playa.”
“Jack Wilshere, word up dog,” Snoop says on the clip. “I hear you’re the next best thing on the Arsenal team. It’s your boy big Snoop Dogg. See, I’m representing for Arsenal too.
“I want you to come to my show and check me out man, so we can hang out and do it real big. From playa to playa, you know what I’m talking about. Come hang out with the world famous big Snoop D.O.double-G.”
Wilshere responded: “Buzzing of that message from @SnoopDogg haha what a legend!”
not to sure what to make of szcz message.
‘If i leave arsenal i will have a very important reason or i will go to barcelona’
i hate it when players say that.
Morning Oz – Szczesny might be a great goalie, but he is a t**t, I don’t like him much as a person. He is big headed and he no doubt fancies himself as Barca’s next target
@ Evonne
to me that is the worst thing you can say. When you play for the mighty arsenal you should give your all to the cause, not mention other teams, its adebayor-esque! Diaby has done it, bendtner did it. It just sh*ts me.
“Muscle, bone, blood and the heart that pumps it!”
Quality.
Mickey – it was my absolute pleasure to be involved in yesterdays bout of foolishness. Belated thanks for a cracking post.
At your service !!
Morning all,
New post ………
Having listened to a lot of Chesney l would guess that quotes firmly tongue in cheek.
If anyone listens to YellowBootsOn they would have heard the story of a recent art exhibition with him in attendance. A young lad was asked who his favourite player was and the boy said Chesney. At which point Chesney clapped loudest and longest on his own.
Jack Wolfskin…
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