This is a covert operation to unearth your deepest desires, and no shame can be attributed as it’s secret. Well, you know how it is in practice, Obama and Peaches may be spying, but hey!
Now this is only going to work if you are sensible, and it is the “minimum” requirement to make you happy.
So, I need to make an assumption, and that is that unless you are smoking some seriously strong stuff, or you are Mr Henry at Liverpool and think Andy Carrolline is worth £35m (long hair and pony tail), then we’ll assume you get what you pay for.
1. £0. We will be fine and everything is going to be Hunky Dory.
2. £10M. This will buy you one reasonable squad level player.
3. £20M. Two of the above, or one Ist XI’er.
4. £40M. One Superstar, or two 1st XI’ers.
5. £70M. The full amount that apparently is available.
6. £200M at least, although it makes no difference as not only am I a Black Scarfer, but I also wear a black bin liner over my head which is possible as I live at the bottom of a pond, and being a simple life form, have no need of oxygen.
Written by MickyDidIt